Armie Hammer downplays the severity of the brutal vivid language he used in the disturbing text messages that he would send women, allegedly. Armie hasn't spoken on his cannibal scandal since it broke years ago, so he appeared on his friend's podcast, "Painful Lessons" to try to give us selective amnesia about what took place. Armie remains an entitled brat who hasn't held himself accountable for his attrocitites, based upon what I read about his podcast interview. I haven't listened to it yet and I'm not so sure I will. What Armie allegedly did still disgusts and frightens me. Source, Rollingstone: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/armie-hammer-addresses-cannibalism-accusations-1235040877/

Ben Affleck has been spending time with ex-wife Jennifer Garner in the wake of his alleged split from Jennifer Lopez. In 2021, Ben told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." Three years later, he's single again. Is he going to blame Garner for his sorrow? JLo needs to stop getting married. This is one of the most embarrassing Hollywood splits of all time and I fell like Jennifer Garner's group chat must be hysterical. Why couldn't the original Bennifer make it work a second time around? Nelly and Ashanti are thriving, why couldn't Jen and Ben get it together for the sake of their ego and public image? Jen is officially a punchline.

Anyone else wondering what the Netflix effect on infidelity website Ashley Madison did for subscriptions?! It's a genius concept - married people hooking up with married people. I review the shocking Netflix documentary, which chronicles the site's success and scandals. I feel like Ashley Madison should cut Netflix a fat check because I have a feeling the website has had a steady influx in traffic and an uptick in memberships since the eye-opening documentary was released. Do you know anyone who has used the site? I wanna talk to some Ashley Madison members. Now I'm curious.

Brittany Cartwright has finally seen the light and she wants to separate from Jax Taylor, real name Jason Cauchi. It makes me sad that it took Brittany pretty much a decade to accept that Jax will always give her so much less than she deserves because Jax isn't boyfriend or husband material. I hope Jax was telling the truth when he Tweeted that Brittany has been sleeping with someone else for the past 4 months. I recap the last 6 episodes of "The Valley" in this episode.

I don't know if Scheana Shay wants to keep her job or not, but this certainly isn't a good way of going about it. Scheana throws Vanderpump Rules executive producer Alex Baskin under the bus. I don't care what threat Scheana received, she's always on the wrong side of history and she chooses the wrong people to support. Lala will be done with her soon. What a mess.

Tom Brady appears on "The Pivot" podcast today where he says that he would not want to be roasted again because it "affected" his kids and they are the people he cares about "the most in the world." I do not disagree with anything Tom said about the Netflix roast. Roasts are brutal, if he weren't so attention starved, he wouldn't have signed up to do it! His kids are thriving, and will always thrive. This is bull**it.

Emilio Coochie's legal name is Emilio Garcia. He's currently in a long term relationship with a cis man. Is he a broke barb? That would explain why he's going for Meg's money. He claims Megan Thee Stallion had sex with a woman in front of him and two others, fat shamed him, underpaid him and began treating him poorly after he witnessed her hookup. We have questions like WHAT KIND OF SEX was Megan allegedly having?!?!?!?!?!.... We get into everything in this episode.

I enjoy watching Jax on my screen because I think he's a dumb annoying idiot. Fans are annoyed that Lisa is pretending to be oblivous to Jax and James performing at Sur together. Who is writing the scripts for this show, allegedly? Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty has a cameo and Brock stands up for his wife before she storms off. I was seated and highly entertained!

We hate that Tom Sandoval has hurt Ariana Madix so deeply, she carries a lot of anger inside of her. With time, she will be so thankful her relationship with Tom ended. Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borderline mainstream fame and success, hidden in a Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 10 recap.

Love is Blind has areas of improvement and we reveal what should change about the popular series, but will it? We believe it might. Love is Blind is set up to make couples fail and ratings soar. This episode has spoilers! Don't listen if you haven't watched season 4 episodes yet! UPDATE: I recorded my recap for episodes 1-5, but I will release it on Thursday instead of today. It's past 1am/ too late for me to listen and add time stamps. (4:59) The Bachelor franchise is the worst (7:12) My issues with Love is Blind, the premise and its execution (9:42) What viewers want (16:30) Unseen and unheard (19:46) Trash proposals