Kristen Doute moves into a rundown apartment. Secondhand embarassment is real. Why is Jax opening a bar and interviewing bartenders he wants to sleep with? Michelle and Jesse's life coach is sexy as hell and I want to find him online. Jesse and Michelle are letting viewers into their counseling session. I'm uncomfortable! Jesse is a snob and I hope Kristen learns to keep her mouth shut - this chaos and anger wasn't worth it hun! You haven't learned a thing. Sigh.

Episode 2 of Bravo's The Valley gets good. We see that Jax is obsessed with Kristen Doute. Kristen claims that Luke is her forever, Jesse really is a jerk for pinching Kristen and Kristen needs to learn how to manage her temper better because now everyone hates her. Zack sucks. I want him off the show. Just had to repeat that. He's thirsty and annoying!

The Valley is one of Bravo's best new shows. We get to see some of the best and worst couples, all cosplaying as besties. Best of all, we see Kristen Doute acting like an idiot, per usual, and Jax Taylor getting everyone worked up. Brittany Cartwright and her accent are a breath of fresh air while Zack is annoying and I'm hoping he'll get fired.

Whew chile, Simon Leviev gets me tight! Netflix's The Tinder Swindler had me quaking, and I got questions! Billionaires are on Tinder. You don't have to victim blame, but we dive into our 10 biggest questions we have for the average looking heartless scammer.

Just here to stan Michelle Buteau's show, Survival of the Thickest. It put me in the best mood! You don't wanna miss it, and you don't wanna miss my other update right at the beginning of this mini-episode!

Shirtless Jeremy Allen White walks around in Calvin Klein underwear with his abs and dick print making straight women and gay men lose their minds. I give a frame by frame breakdown of the masterpiece that is half naked Jeremy Allen White flaunting his abs, and hidden belly button, for everyone to enjoy courtesy of Calvin Klein!

Four couples remain engaged on season 8 of Love is Blind. At least one couple got hitched. We predict what we hope will go down.