Streaming Wasteland

Rounding out the bad movies of 2016 is maybe one of the most pandering-ist movies we've ever seen! A hallmark movie with a full budget and no commercial breaks, come check out Mother's Day!

We would say this movie isn't worth remembering, but statistically, you probably never heard of it in the first place. Congrats! If you're curious about what it is... you should listen to this week's episode, but be warned that this is a very not good movie.

A contender for our favorite screensaver ever, Alice Through the Looking Glass tells a story where every act ends on a raised stake, or ends with Borat at a tea party. How did this sit with us? You'll have to listen to find out!

From a production standpoint, Suicide Squad has a tragic backstory befitting the edgelord rogue archetype. As a finished product? You'll have to listen in to find out.

This week, we escape our own Animuses...Animi? Whatever, we get out of our own memories and into the minds of Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard who are somehow in this movie! Check out our episode now!

It's time to enter the World of Warcraft... one. This film attempts to retell the story of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans and does... a job. What did we think of it? Are we converts to war? Find out in this week's episode of Streaming Wasteland!

Just in time for America's 250th birthday comes a movie that'll make you think "Wow, 1996 was a long time ago." Is this is a pass or a fail from us? Did we have a resurgence of our lunch while watching? Only one way to find out!

But why male models? That's the funniest this movie gets, and it's not in this movie.

A movie from the 80s about Killer Klowns that come from space to kill.

Just yikes with this one, folks. Gods of Egypt is about many things, maybe too many things, but definitely NOT about using your time well. Listen along as we try to unpack this CGI monstrosity.