Streaming Wasteland

We all think it every year- what if there was a Christmas Crime Romance? Well, think no more, because Jingle Bell Heist is here to save you from the wonder! Listen in as we see if this film stole our hearts or is doing hard time!

Today, we're blessed with a commercial for France that's posing as a Christmas movie! Champagne Problems means "problems that aren't that big of a deal" and this movie REALLY delivers on that premise! Come join us for the holiday fun!

It's the most wonderful time of the year, even in the wasteland! To start our Christmas special, we're watching Lindsay Lohan struggle to figure out a bedsheet in 2022's Falling for Christmas, rated B for Barf! Come listen with us!

Joy to the World indeed! This week's merry offering is a tale of an influencer caught in a lie and having to scramble to learn the true meaning of bla bla bla it's another holiday movie. Two attractive people make out for Christmas. Listen along with us!

Reindeer on the roof, eggnog on every menu, terrible made-for-streaming movies? It must be Christmas! We're starting the fiesty festive season with Netflix's first offering, Merry Little Ex-Mas! Will we find tidings of comfort and joy, or just a big lump of coal at the end of this movie?

Almost didn't get this episode out, as the Riddler poured coffee on my laptop! This week, we look at the Gritty Reboot of the Gritty Reboot of the Gritty Reboot of George Clooney's Batman, starring Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz. Listen along with us!

Not all Batmans can be fun! This week, it's the dark knight as presented by Ben Affleck, somehow being in a fair fight with Superman! Neither of us had seen this because we assumed it was bad, so listen in to find out if we were right!

It's Bat-vember in our Bat-Wasteland, ever wanted to remember an old Batman movie that wasn't as great as your childhood self might have thought once? Well we have one for your this week audience. George Clooney is boring while Uma Thurman, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, and Chris O'Donnell hold up this movie.

It's Bat-vember in our Bat-Wasteland, so we took this chance to watch one of our favorites- Batman Forever! It's got Jim Carrey's Riddler! It's got Val Kilmer's butt! It's got Seal! What more can you ask for? Plot is for suckers!

Hey Wasters! Ever find yourself in a situation where you're being hunted by someone who knows about an incidence that you had covered up by your rich friend's dad? No? Well then, this movie can teach you all about the experience! It's I Know What You Did Last Summer, 2025 Remake!