Sometimes we buy because the stuff we have breaks.  Sometimes it's because what we have is out of style…and sometimes we buy new…because, well we want to.  Let's chat about how long we keep things, and how soon we should replace a few.

There's a lot of fun to share about us people who sleep on their side, back or stomach. What's your position on how you sleep in bed? Don't take this trivia-filled episode lying down, just take one or two of the dad jokes and you'll be asleep in no time.

16 Tons (tums) video on YourTube: CLICK HERE

A 2.0 episode since it's that time of year when creepy crawly things are running and flying all around. How you handling the insect ingenuity? 1 out of 4 of us love to kill them. 1 out of 3 of us try to get them out the door or window…alive. Why do we stomp on them anyway? One thing's for sure…the dad jokes are really gonna bug you.

MEN IN BLACK -Cockroach

MEN IN BLCK - Don't do that!

There are products and services we use every day…some we LOVE! Every wonder why they're called what they're called? This brand name birthing is as bizarre as the dad jokes about them!

Something you can try at home.  Say hello to 10 strangers when walking down the street.  How many will say hello?  How many will smile?  How many will think you're a nut? Do the results change if you are walking a dog? Your podcast host took the psychological slings and arrows from people I don't know so you can know if people are nicer these days.

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What's your time travel choice? If you could go back or forward in time 100 years, which way you going? A rant about which we'd choose, what psychologists say, and dig into flapper fashion to flying cars, refrigerators to robots and will AI replace politicians. (hint: it's the best joke in the episode)

A rewarmed rant about something many of us enjoy (ie: need) on a daily basis and the people who drink it. And maybe the people who try to talk to you before you've had your first cup. Sip happens, right?

All you're trying to do is get someplace. All you run into is drama. (ie: people, pets and bikes) Let's chat about the concrete craziness that keeps you off the streets.

Instead of looking up, I decided to look around...at people.  I was blinded by the lunacy of humanity, and I'll share five simply crazy things I observed…with no special glasses needed.

Half of you think you are, the other half think not so much.  The only agreement everyone has is that this podcast is not funny.  You want to join the funny people?  Learn 8 tips how to improve your punchlines.  One bit of advice: don't use any of the dad jokes in this episode in public.