This week’s episode brings the usual chaos, coffee, and questionable sponsorships—featuring Uncle Barry’s Whisper Bacon, LintBuddy™, Captain Cluck’s Tactical Chicken Vest, and the mysterious new household hazard known only as ZorpWipes™.

We dive into a new Blind Item Review involving something squishy, suspiciously colorful, and emotionally supportive—unless you try to eat it. (We won’t spoil it here.)

Along the way, we uncover fun facts (like sharks being older than trees), share a wild tale about Andy’s judgmental squirrel, and tell a blind dating joke that probably won’t get us canceled… probably.

We revisit two '90s favorites: the nostalgic charm of The Sandlot and the weird, wired world of Videodrome.
Plus, we debate some tough Would You Rather questions, like rewinding life or pausing time—and whether you'd rather live in fiction or bring fiction to you.

Next Week: We roll on with more Fall Guy episodes and blast into retro space with The Last Starfighter.