This week on the pod, we talk about the unification of Process Trusters and LeBron fanatics to combine two of the most polarizing fanbases in sports. Next, we get into Aaron's recent article for our Substack where he explores where a 41-year-old James ranks in terms of best Sixers' players of all time. Finally, we talk PEDs in sports, prediction markets, and the eventual ensh*ttificaion of everything.

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LeBron James is a Philadelphia 76er.

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What in the world is taking LeBron so long to make his decision? We dive into unpacking some of the possible reasons, including: holding out to pressure his preferred team to make some roster moves, milking the spotlight, and just waiting for a specific date to make his big announcement.

Then, we talk World Cup, make a smooth transition into the WNBA, and Caitlin Clark's latest antics, and discuss the addictive but terribly flawed new NBA roster simulation game "73-9."

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Keenan gives the Sixers a "thirty percent" chance at landing LeBron James, we talk potential back-up options if he chooses to go elsewhere, and finally, we talk for way too long about the internet's "how many toddlers can you take in a fight" question.

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Last week, we were doubtful about the prospect of the NBA offseason being exciting, and boy were we wrong. We talk about the Jaylen Brown trade, other Sixers signings, and what might be next (*cough* LeBron? *cough*).

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We discuss the NBA Draft, the Giannis trade, and look toward the offseason.

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The NBA Finals have begun! Which means the talk of the online NBA fandom world is a new website to simulate hypothetical outcomes when building fantasy rosters from basketball history!

We discuss the viral 82-0.com and its flaws and features, as well as some fun basketball history that has popped up through playing the addictive game. Then, we actually get into some NBA Finals talk.

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We try to make sense of the NBA's lottery reform rules (an impossible task, but a fun conversation), take a quick look at the playoffs, and then try to make sense of the NCAA, what defines a "student athlete," and come up with a fantastic idea for saving college athletics (you have to listen to find out what it is).

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The Philadelphia 76ers front office situation might be f'd. The NBA Conference Finals are popping off. And Keenan has a beef with all of Toronto. All that and more this week on Stretch Four.

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Another Philadelphia 76ers season has come to an end. We don't even get to celebrate the victory over the Celtics on the pod before we commiserate getting swept by the Knicks. We take a small look back and a smaller look forward toward what might be next for our Sixers (we've got a few pretty creative ideas). Then, we take a look at the teams left standing in the NBA and ask: "who do we want to win most/least?"

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