Ugly Chicks...Psycho Chicks...and Stripper Chicks...Steve Small Balls...Jesus lives in California...myspace.com...Steve has one "friend"...Continuing God's Ministry one dollar at a time.

Recorded July 12, 2005

It is SUMMER!...Josh is Batman...Steve is Batgirl or Robin, we could not choose...We are scared...Steve can whistle out of his ass...FIGHT CLUB!...It is only after we lost everything, that we are free to do anything.

Recorded July 4, 2005

We love gay people...We hate haters...We love comments...We hate being Emergent...We love you...We really do...We would like to cuddle.

Recorded June 21, 2005

FREE MIKEY!!!...Steve beats off Mr. Jackson...We ask every pastor to quit...The church is just a big game...We finish by drinking some Jesus Juice.

Recorded June 14, 2005

We google on ourselves... Voting is a bitch... Steve and Josh share their first fight with you... Steve won't let Josh talk... God is not a Republican or a Democrat.

Recorded June 9, 2005

Hollaback Steve...Christian Karaoke...Grant is Scared...Speakaholics...Everything is a Ministry People...Steve is Old With Perfect Teeth...

Recorded June 2, 2005

Kicked out of church...Getting personal with Josh...GOD is GPS...Please don't send us to hell...The church has nipples...and so do you!

Recorded May 21, 2005

50 Cent helps us shake that ass...Thankful for reviews...Stress is a good diet...Gambling is good therapy...PAY US...acid reflux...but vodka is ok...we lost some money...but kicked some ass and took some names!

Recorded May 14, 2005

Josh gets in trouble...Drinking hand soap is not fun...F@ck Yea!!!!...Steve and Josh dream of being "edgy"...The Jesus that pooped...More hate mail to come.

Originally released May 3, 2005.

The Road to Recovery Show: Bend Over... Masturbate your Self-Righteousness...Addicted to Church...Take a year off...Withdrawal symptoms...Church Co-Dependency...Stupid Church Games...Make Out with your wife...Small Groups for Dummies...The Bastard Problem...32 Year-Old Fat-Ass Christians!

Re-release - Recorded April 27, 2005