Funny riffs on car warning and hostess fun! Then: Chris relates his foundational incidents that laid the foundation for his stupidity: Stealing candy from a store and, much later, money from a mall fountain. Learning how to drive (Dad vs. Mom). Scalping David Bowie tickets. Hearing Dad’s F-bomb for the first time. Getting totally smashed with my best friend at 18 – and having to deal with the consequences.

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Gary’s childhood injury. Sears Automotive. Car seats that don’t work. Garage door mishap. Sliding door handle. Car hatchback door. Pink tile grout. “Teaching” his daughter to curse. Wal-Mart encounter. Shoe issues. Clothing issues. Bonus: a short riff on condensed soup.

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The “On Death and Dying of Laughter” episode clearly was not enough for Chris and Gary, the show’s co-hosts. Funny and stupid headstones. Proposed names of Jeffrey Dahmer dishes. Gary seems to get confused between dying and diarrhea. What Chris wants to do if he’s given a week to live – or an entire year for that matter. 

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Chris almost goes postal on Gary when the Stupid People Party doesn’t even get a single vote at the Iowa Caucus. Chris becomes an election denier and concocts a conspiracy theory. The episode devolves into an explanation of Iowa Caucus food, and we end up suspending our campaign, but not the way one would think! Chris also reveals the sole funding source for our campaign.

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A funny fake ad on Chris gives Gary a little extra leash, and he does not disappoint! Nostradamus. Dentist who goes ape on a patient. Tommy Smothers, who died recently. Willie Colon, who is still alive. Sexual jeopardy. Phone calls on detective shows. Shingrix. Doing nothing (jobs, Tovala oven). Stupid lawsuits (Reese’s, Burger King, Red Bull, McDonald’s). Warning labels on condoms. Car washes. Forgetful wife stabs husband. Stolen home alarm system signs. (Chris interrupts with stollen and free-range chicken.) Hung Cao, Virginia senatorial candidate. USPS price increases. 

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Gary nearly dies of laughter just a few minutes into this episode. (It may help with the listening audience that “scrapers” = “skid marks,” at least where Gary grew up.) Benjamin Franklin wrote, “…in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes.” Well, we’re not talking about taxes (yet), but we will be talking caskets, dead people being castrated for in a way that would make Julia Child retch (wretch that she was). Chris puts forth a hypothesis that could explain why suicide rates are increasing, and yet another to explain overeating, overdrinking, and screwing up our lives in general. These alone can explain a lot of stupid things in this world, and we think you should listen and weigh in. Just for fun, Gary adds a bit of a riff on what might happen if you cross an episode of Perry Mason with a very unpleasant diabetes drug side effect.

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Chris attempts to speak in British and ends up in Irish – in what is definitely our most stupid introduction ever. But wait! There’s more. We follow that up with probably our most stupid and unintelligible ad ever. Gary makes some introductory swipes at advertisements, and then Chris does a deep-dive into one of the Otezla commercials (the one starring Ned, who has plaque psoriasis). Then hear about the Stupid People Party’s 2024 plan to pass the Stupid Commercial Act.

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Your two stupid cohosts Chris and Gary never officially wanted a “stupider” podcast in 2024 than in 2023, but that’s the way it’s turning out. Chris’s New Year’s Eve turns into a New Year’s Heave – and he finally understands what an “end-to-end” solution means. Then he teaches his first (and probably last!) Bible lesson on Sodom, Lot, and Lot’s wife. (Yeah, being Lot’s wife was her lot in life.) We delve into the origins of sinister and dexterous, and polish off the episode by divulging our resolutions for 2024. And they’re not 640x480, 1024x768, or 1920x1080.

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This episode is a follow-up to Episode 21, where we explore the world of commercials like a plumber’s snake takes to a wasteline. How many of these brands, jingles, and taglines do YOU remember?

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After hearing this episode, you’ll probably be wishing Santa had slay bells instead of sleigh bells. Stupid Chris and Stupid Gary dredge up wonderful, odd, and old Christmas memories about trees, lights, good and bad presents, pets, trains, and even the new Amazon Christmas commercial.

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