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Bite like a snake. This week, Jimmy is Zooming in from Germany to catch up with Larry on having Havaianas and Labubus for breakfast, stealing tees from Kanye West lore, our Copenhagen Fashion Week dinner with mfpen, how to effectively design a seating chart and deliver a toast, crazy neighbors hate functions, how men vs. women gossip, Sigurd Bank gave Lawrence a guided tour of Copenhagen, cargo bike cuck chairs, frigid canal dips, Danish McDonald’s review, welcome to spa mansion, James linked with Jockum Hallin for good food and better conversation, going broke because you do your laundry at the hotel, a Stockholm jawnz haul, the shop boy social safety net, spoiler alert: they don’t make fish soup in summer, it’s almost as if German trains are cursed or something, militant physics tennis training, accidentally booking a clothing optional foreskin forward resort and more.