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We can haz cheezburger? This week, Jimmy and Larry are in the stu before the long weekend and an amended schedule next week to tell products and brands to stop talking to us like they’re millennials, breathwork, how socks are sized, dressing like a dad (derogatory), growing your hair out and how to care for it, sizing your gold chain in 2025, the clothing we personally need to stock up on for summer, more inseam and sandals talk, a ticket to the Frick Collection is the best money you can spend in New York, Lawrence grapples with his rebrand as a vibey book bro, Graydon Carter’s memoir and a familiar problem he ran into with his friend Fran Lebowitz, Keith McNally gossip sleuthing, who is going to cool guy book fairs and what’s going down there, have hypebeasts moved on to art books, James met Throwing Fits’ youngest fan as a side effect of what is clearly poor parenting, it’s peak stop and chat season so you might want to get out of town to Brooklyn for a while, Shy’s pops up at Ha’s with some elite beef curtains, finally putting some respect on Hillstone’s name, inside the pizza war trenches, burrata does indeed suck on a slice, concepting the ultimate IG Story and more.