Its 2025, its Episode 25, of Season 5, what else either has 25 or rhymes with 5? 

Hives. 

Less than one week! Surely the team are in the full Christmas spirit?

With only 13 days before the big man slides down the chimney, that can only mean two things. Egg nog, and Substance. 

Shout out to Nifty Steel for the title of this episode. As for the content? Who knows. 

So it turns out aliens live amongst us, in the ocean. Our two co-hosts, along with the rest of the world, somehow don't seem to be that phased considering everything else going on in 2024. 

He's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the bells are gonna chime... In this live episode, we prepare for the greatest matrimony in history; Co-host Paul and Producer Sam. 

Also, we thank Beyonce Knowles. 

The time is drawing near folks, the chaos is upon us. Who will be the agent of destruction? Why, P Diddler of course...

New ideas, new skills, new nicknames. In this live episode, our co-hosts talk the listeners through their first time holding a deadly weapon in their hands and the art of sniffing out food no matter where it lies. 

Oh it's nearly here, the time is upon us where we put all our differences aside and go lose ourselves for the weekend. We can't wait.

If the co-hosts have got a door, they are going to close it. Not the co-hosts, "they". Who are they, you ask? Listen to the show and find out for yourselves!