Life is chock full of what-if's, ain't it? What if Tapan was the worst doctor in America? What if Mike was also a terrible doctor? What if two really bad doctors teamed up to hurt people? They'd probably need some legal representation, right? Don't worry, in this episode we think of everything. Yep, we power through time and oodles of suburban green space to bring you a hot episode full of cold doc punches, ethical judges, and avocado sunscreen.

Pairings: a book; a rival fireworks gang; a sidewalk frosty