This week we talk about and why too many tattoos make us limp and how to avoid being raped by albinos in prison.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69  Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Episode 341 - Suck My Big Albino Dick

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This week we talk about the amazing technological advancements of the 20th century and why you should never eat on the patio in Amarillo.  Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Episode 386 - Amarillo Stripper Friend

This week we talk about our favorite birthday memories and why it's better to have a father that's an angry drunk than a crying drunk.  Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Episode 385 - Blowing Nine Gram Rocks

This week we talk about why you're not gay if you're attracted to trans women and the recent influx of Ukrainian step-sibling porn.  Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Episode 384 - Nine Inch Surprise

It's Hollywood Howard's 75th birthday! We talk about how Jesus was quite the cocksman and Harvey Weintsein's big comeback.  Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Episode 383 - Friend Zoned by Mary Magdalene

This week we talk about gloryhole etiquette and how to get rid of an irish Setter in three easy steps.  Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Episode 341 - Suck My Big Albino Dick

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