This week we talk about mother's new car and discover there's two different kinds of milking tables.

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This week Brian recaps the Stuttering John debacle at Rodney's and we talk about the creepiest thing Adam has ever seen.

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This week we talk about Stuttering John's show at Rodney's and why we smell great but don't remember our home address.

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This week we talk about the snacks at the Epstein compound and how Brian blew it with Janeane Garofalo.

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This week we talk about why Brian doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day and about how Ghandi married a 13 year old but it's ok cause that was a long time ago

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This week we talk about why we're very disappointed in Epstein's rolodex and how to know if the piss stain on the matress is yours or the dog's.

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This week we talk about and why you can never compete with a dead astronaut and how much to pay a roller derby girl to step on your nuts.

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This week we talk about Brian's upcoming trip to England and how all guys are into: drugs, gambling, pussy or booze.

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This week we talk about the difference between keistering and suitcasing and why all the women in Hollywood have such tight alien faces.

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This week we give Hollywood Howard a makeover and solve most of the world's problems. Watch the episode here to see how handsome he is.

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