This week we talk about the time that Gallagher sneezed in Brian’s Sunday gravy and why everything’s better while smoking crack.

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This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about where to find the most attractive church volunteers and Cabella’s return policy for camping showers.

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This week we talk about when being gay was still a thing you could catch and listening to a celebrity memoir that's so bad you want to throw your phone out the window.

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This week we talk about the best strip club chicken fingers in the city and how to get a free ride by taking off your pants.

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This week we talk about the acceptable amount of gratuity to expect for counter service and why Brian is the new Andy Rooney. 

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This week we talk about why it’s easier to impersonate a sheriff when you’re really handsome and how prison rape is never as fun as they make it look in the movies.

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This week we talk about things that really chap our hides, including but not limited to: baseball hats, toupees, deadbeat dads and loud music in public!

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This week we talk about what coupon code you need to get the show business discount and how teenage boys never have any game. 

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This week we talk about what not to do in front of your comedy friends and the most exclusive green room in central Texas. 

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This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about when people wore suits to the ballgame and why you can’t be off the grid in a cul-de-sac.

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