This week we talk to Carmela Clutch about diddling yourself for cab fare and the kind of science that can be done with one hand.

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This week we talk about the fact that we hate most podcasts even though we're doing one and our favorite MAGA milf porn.

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This week we talk about how gay He-Man was and the best exotic animals to make clothing out of.

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This week we talk to @LoopHoleLady about what makes an affair an afair and being a supportive friend until you find out they're a pedophile.

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This week we talk about how to set healthy boundaries while double teaming someone and why there's so much comroderie amongst pedophiles.

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This week we talk about mother's new car and discover there's two different kinds of milking tables.

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This week Brian recaps the Stuttering John debacle at Rodney's and we talk about the creepiest thing Adam has ever seen.

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This week we talk about Stuttering John's show at Rodney's and why we smell great but don't remember our home address.

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This week we talk about the snacks at the Epstein compound and how Brian blew it with Janeane Garofalo.

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This week we talk about why Brian doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day and about how Ghandi married a 13 year old but it's ok cause that was a long time ago

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