This week we talk about the acceptable amount of gratuity to expect for counter service and why Brian is the new Andy Rooney. 

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This week we talk about why it’s easier to impersonate a sheriff when you’re really handsome and how prison rape is never as fun as they make it look in the movies.

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This week we talk about things that really chap our hides, including but not limited to: baseball hats, toupees, deadbeat dads and loud music in public!

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This week we talk about what coupon code you need to get the show business discount and how teenage boys never have any game. 

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This week we talk about what not to do in front of your comedy friends and the most exclusive green room in central Texas. 

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This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about when people wore suits to the ballgame and why you can’t be off the grid in a cul-de-sac.

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This week we talk to our friend Dave aka Diana Diamond about what goes on before breakfast at an all-boys boarding school in Vermont and joining the mile high club while still on the tarmac. 

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This week we talk about the "very special" episode of Diff'rent Strokes and how Adam got Brian all wet.

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This we talk about the closeted gay ex-NRA slam poet character that Brian created for a failed Comedy central pilot and how to keep healthy boundaries with single moms. 

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This week we talk about when Brian traded lamb shanks for Newports in prison and the best oysters in Bucks County. 

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