This week we talk about why it's easier to impersonate a sheriff when you're really handsome and how prison rape is never as fun as they make it look in the movies.

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This week we talk about things that really chap our hides, including but not limited to: baseball hats, toupees, deadbeat dads and loud music in public!

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This week we talk about what coupon code you need to get the show business discount and how teenage boys never have any game.

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This week we talk about what not to do in front of your comedy friends and the most exclusive green room in central Texas.

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This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about when people wore suits to the ballgame and why you can't be off the grid in a cul-de-sac.

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This week we talk to our friend Dave aka Diana Diamond about what goes on before breakfast at an all-boys boarding school in Vermont and joining the mile high club while still on the tarmac.

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This week we talk about the "very special" episode of Diff'rent Strokes and how Adam got Brian all wet.

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This we talk about the closeted gay ex-NRA slam poet character that Brian created for a failed Comedy central pilot and how to keep healthy boundaries with single moms.

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This week we talk about when Brian traded lamb shanks for Newports in prison and the best oysters in Bucks County.

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This week we talk about how to stop the spread of mad cow disease, what the pope's outfits are called and which Albuquerque prostitutes are the best bang for your buck.

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