Austin and Cameron learn way, way, way too much about Minions and then we find out what really happened four score and seven years ago.

Austin and Cameron have a brain blast and also read a trashy fan fiction featuring everyone's favorite grouchy green boy.

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Austin and Cameron discover that laughter is the best medicine. Sick of Cars fanfics yet? Too bad apparently. Also we journey through Equestria and blast off again!

Austin and Cameron tell Mountain Dew to kick rocks. There's a new Dew in town and its name is Mountain Lightning. This episode sponsored by Mountain Lightning brand soda maybe? Also we talk about Lightning McQueen's checkered past, Lord Farquaad's emo phase, and read a Harry Potter fanfic that is still ten times better than Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

Austin and Cameron make a wish and settle the issue of who is the hottest fairy godparent. Then we roll out with the toughest crew in the galaxy.

Austin and Cameron consider the merits of bleaching one's eyeballs after reading the most outright disgusting batman fanfic we could find. Then, we relive our edgy teenage years through Dark Shadow the Hedgehog. Or should we say, Edge-hog.

Austin and Cameron are reading about everyone's favorite gungan, then we-sa gonna see how much Chip Skylark loves oral... hygiene.

OH YEAH! Austin and Cameron get into a Feud, Kool off, then uncover Zordon's gross ulterior motives.

Austin and Cameron are lovin' it! This week we stuff our face holes with all sorts of food fictions and then we find out what is driving Superman batty.

Austin and Cameron pay a visit to Hagrid's Hut, kick it into overdrive with everyone's favorite transportation vehicles, critique one of Japan's best animes, and discover what famous celebrities do in their down time.

This episode was unofficially sponsored by Mountain Dew. Do ya one better. Do the Dew.