Austin and Cameron do try this at home, read some Slash fiction, try to puzzle out how Teletubbies got approved by the studio, and after 23 years in this business we never know what's gonna come through those doors.

Oh bother! Austin and Cameron hold the door, catch 'em all, learn what Tiggers do best, and do a little bit of Home Improvement.

Austin and Cameron go to infinity and beyond, get a one-way ticket to Flavortown, write Hollywood's next hit movie, and slither in to the magical world of Hogwarts.