If you eat a poo, and then you poo it out, is it now poo squared? And then if you put it through a playdough thing to make it an actual square, is it now a squared poo squared? And then, if you eat that, poo it out, and then square that poo, is it a squared squared poo squared squared? And then, if you show that poo to a troubled teen, and say this is the food that they serve in prison, is that teen now squared straight?