There comes a point in every civilization’s decline when you realize that the barbarians aren’t just at the gates—they’re inside, using the curtains for capes and demanding to speak to the manager of Rome.

And so it was that Brian Glenn, the intrepid boyfriend of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, found himself standing in the Oval Office, his journalistic credentials amounting to little more than the fact that he once figured out how to use a microphone without eating it.

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