*SPOILER HEAVY* Welcome to the finale, a purgatory we would’ve reached with or without Jaw Davies. The remaining members of the Crossing piss us off to no end. Someone give Cal a g*n. 

This is the last episode of Season 4. But don’t fret — the hags will be back for Season 5 to see what could possibly happen next. There’s nowhere to go but up.  

*SPOILER HEAVY* We’re genuinely asking. 

*SPOILER HEAVY* The vibes at the Crossing are as dank and dark as the rotted basement at Ginger Siblings Headquarters. Maggie is stuck between a Jaw and a slim waist, while Sydney and Amir are physically stuck in the fridge. This is the Hags' official statement that Cheating Is Wrong.*

*unless you're a woman with any ties to a campground in Nova Scotia

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*SPOILER HEAVY* Get ready to scream into your mustard-coloured throw pillow. The hags present to you:

Act I: The Web of Lies 

Act II: Smoke & Mirrors

Act III: All Will Be Revealed

*SPOILER HEAVY* The hags bestow a royal pardon to Maggie — the poster child for women’s wrongs. Meanwhile, the worst day of Cal’s life just got worse (and he doesn’t know the half of it). 

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*SPOILER HEAVY* Parallel power struggles continue at Timberlake Regional Hospital and Shaboozey’s Lodge, while we wait until our gasping breaths to find out the truth about Jaw. Also, Cal has the worst day of his life. 

*SPOILER HEAVY* This episode edges the hags closer and closer to…the truth about Jaw’s past, or clinical insanity? Your pick. 

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*SPOILER HEAVY* You can’t hide those Northern Lies. Edna makes a majestic return to whip the outpost into shape, Maggie goes off the deep end to prove she’s not cucking Cal, and we all try not to get Liam-pilled. 

*SPOILER HEAVY* What screams female friendship more than fortune cookies and 12-hour friendship pacts? Join the hags as they try to pass the Bechdel Test—impossible challenge.

*SPOILER HEAVY* Introducing Liam “Jaw” Davies: war correspondent with an axe to grind.

While we’re all reeling from Sully’s departure, Maggie’s incompetence comes back to haunt her dreams (spice level 9000). The hags are left to wonder: will Cal stay strong or fall into the jaws of cuckery?