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Summer Schooled: Camp - Little Darlings

Summer break continues, campers. What happens when two girls place bets on who loses their virginity first? Gay coding, adolescent lung disease, a staff member with the hairiest back in recorded cinema history, a gas station condom machine exploding, “Miranda?” in the voice of Steve from in the City, a hairless Matt Dillon, a girl seductively playing the recorder, girls sex trafficking other girls, Indigo Girls haircuts, and a girl named Cinder acting like a total bitch. 

The proficiency scale says:  Shenanigans - 4, Counselors Behaving Badly - 2.5, Camp Activities - 3, Summer Love - 2.5, and Coming of Age - 4. 

Proficient. 

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