Summers Off

Well, it finally happened. Rach watched a legit scary movie. Did she like it? Does she see hockey masks everywhere now? Can she sleep? Only time will tell.

We chat about camp stories, scary movies, and do an extra long deep dive into Friday the 13th lore. Hear Rach's dolphin boy theory, Ty's dirty underwear at camp story, and so much more.

This week Ty and Rach are transported back to a mythical time, 1515-1520? We're not sure, but we know we love it. What else do we love about this week's movie Ever After? Angelica Huston's eyebrows, historical impossibilities, body glitter, Celtic techno... Can we go back to the eyebrows?! Just wow.

This week your favorite duo does some truly horrible dialect work when they discuss this gangster classic.

We chat about Scorsese movies, maces in the living room, what it means to be funny, gangsters, and if Rach can pay attention during these movies.

Warning: this movie has F bombs up the wazoo and our clips do too making this our first "explicit" rated podcast ever!

Well this one revs up our two hosts. They duel in a quiet basement about whether this film is funny or problematic. Ty has some real issues with 30 year old women that he has to work out.

Rach takes us through the price of chardonnay decreasing, the best and worst Hollywood dialects, and method acting as a secretary. Renee Zellweger is supposed to be chunky in this movie?!

What an OFFICIAL season opener! And Rach loves it! This movie officially enters Rach's top ten with its extravagant action scenes and beautiful rivers of green and orange goo.

Find out just how many gallons of blood was used in this movie along with incredible amounts of ammunition. Maybe, just maybe, after this episode you will realize this movie is way deeper than you thought.

After all that Goonies conflict we are back to oozing love for one of the best TV shows of all time. Hear where Friday Night Lights sits on our host's all time faves list this week with an extra long final "quarantine edition" episode.

We discuss the humble origins of much of the cast, the improv style of the show, awkward romantic scenes, why the show is so awesome, and most importantly which cast member is the hottest.

Let this extra long deep dive tide you over for a few weeks while we take a break to reset for the official season of Summers Off.

Fireworks on this week's episode. A beloved film to one of our hosts that means little to the other. It's a brawl we haven't seen since Mortal Kombat.

We have stories of contagious puking, Rach's secluded childhood, a Chunk who hated truffling and shuffling, bratty kids, bloody maps, real human skulls, and even more real waterslides.

What would Summers Off be without a fun baseball flick?!

We talk about Geena Davis maybe being a genius, why Tom Hanks gained 30 lbs, who had the baseball skills and who was horrible, and what a punk Madonna is on-camera and off.

Ty's experience as a baseball stud, Rach's favorite phrase "the pickle tickle", and Ty continuing to butcher quotes make this a fun one for the ages.

We sink back into the madness that was late 90s teen flicks. It was a joyous time when a movie can take place all in one location with the coolest house party ever!

Jennifer Love Hewitt commentary abounds as we discuss getting trapped in bathrooms, horrible haircuts, this amazing ensemble cast, and what characters we see ourselves as in this joyride of a movie.

"True friends stab you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

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We step into the way back machine of AOL, chatrooms, away messages, secret profile conversations, and so much more.

Listen to Ty and Rach rant about how hard they had it in high school and middle school with dial up internet, Meg Ryan's cute haircuts, Tom Hanks' position as a national treasure, and maybe even a little bit about the movie as well.