Simon regales us with his Eurovision Malmo trip, Richard is back(!), Les has a mobile phone conundrum, Jess really doesn't know a lot about the new Dr Who and Colin chats bees.

Simon has a blockage that needs sorting, the team talk about tourist attractions and nightlife, there's a star celebrating a birthday that we know

Richard 'loves' plus Jess can't contain her televisual excitement for The Piano.

Jess finally gets her Danny, but has horny dog issues! Colin has some ludicrous pet names to tell us, there's a new song from a Little Mix'er and Simon talks name changes for thespian types.

Jess has a 'whirlygig pole on the conk', there's some National Tea Day gossip, our classic soap clip comes from a couple of Eastenders icons plus we just love a good binfluencer!

There's a bit of a collab from a Dolly Parton and Madness hit, we delve into the world of American Pie, Colin has some AI help that goes a bit plum'y and Jess gets a little steamy over one handsome Irish actor!

Les and the team have been peddling drivel for over three years now. You'd therefore guess that there would be at least a few highlights....wouldn't you?

The team discussed particular British challenges, are bunsen burners still a thing(?), Colin has a cold place to put your loo roll and Alan Titchmarsh gets a clothing censorship.

The conversation turns a bit eggy, there;s suggestions for things to buy for the new kitchen Les is getting, Colin doesn't advocate a Nanna nap and Richard unearths a Corrie icon in a song with Flo Rider!

Jess slept in for the show but appeared eventually, Colin revealed a ghostly relationship breakdown, Simon chatted about a pop duo slagged off by a one time pop supremo and Les was complaining about dust!

Colin tells the tale of the missing antiques and a man in a kilt, Les is about to enjoy a new installation at home, Jess just LOVES Adam Sandler(possibly not!) and there's a classic soap clip from Jack and Vera Duckworth in Corrie.