Leigh has some showering health advice for those that need to go, Joanna is asked not to repeat the name of a touring musical, and the apologies from Les are abounding this week.

Leigh quite likes the quirky idea of renting out the other side of his bed, Richard is back and wonderfully intolerant, and Simon reveals the pop octogenarians with a sparkly new album.

Joanna recalls that tram crash in Emmerdale(!), as well as extolling the health benefits of cheesy chips. Someone comes out as a lover of bus museums and there is much adoo about shed lovers.

Joanna reveals a dating disaster involving a blade of grass, Les reveals a massage for two that was rather hot, and Simon brings back some American soap memories.

Leigh has a loo seat faux pas story to tell and Joanne then reveals what was covered on hers after a drunken night! Les has a bit of a size issue and Simon wows us with his nature knowledge!

Leigh has bad news on the ghost marriage front, Richard wants something back off Robbie Williams, Joanna is... well Joanna(!) and a woman on a mission, plus there's some strange laughs to enjoy from the French!

Jess is sloshed on a Greek Island with a very strange sounding room door, German men are apparently the best at sitting down for a tinkle says Leigh, and Les reckons eating your sweet before your main course is perfectly acceptable!

Les has a real issue with the new 'Hit Parade', Simon becomes the 'Cotswold snitch' to Richard, there's missing pizza to discuss with Leigh and listen out for the sound of silence just over 1 hour in!

Leigh reveals he likes to collect wiglets, Les tries something moist on his face for the first time ever, Joanna's dating desperation comes to the fore and Simon has another health scare update from Hollywood.

Jiggling things in the Air Fryer, the woman who woke up Welsh (and a couple of other languages!), the tale of the dodgy sausage and what is it about Brits and hotel sunbeds?