Welcome back to Sunday School, where David and Solomon do film reviews and barely discuss the films in question! This week it’s the Whoopi Goldberg singing nuns episode and who better to be patroness than St. Cecilia, patron saint of music. After talking about the down-low and devout virgin, the boys recap the wholesome events of Solomon’s twenty-first birthday—a topic he won’t stop referencing—and revisit a favorite of both Sunday School and the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops: Biden taking the Eucharist. If you like beer, perfume, or helping the homeless, make sure to subscribe and share!

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Happy  Solemnity of The Holy Trinity and may God forgive us for this week’s  anti-saint, Martin Luther. This week, David and Solomon are joined by  amateur Calvinist theologian and brother of the pod, Antonio! The boys  discuss free-will, growing up in religiously contentious circles, and  the importance of Martin Luther’s skinny vs. fat era. Special thanks to  former guest Josiah Sutton (@josiahwsutton on twitter) for editing this week’s episode.

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A liberal cradle Catholic, a gay trad apologist, and a leftist with a freshly minted philosophy degree click onto a zoom call. Does this sound fun to anyone at all? Well too bad! It’s Sunday, which means David and Solomon are back in the mix, learning about Óscar Romero, legendary archbishop and revolutionary, who may or may not have been assassinated by Nancy Reagan. This week, the boys are joined by a fellow podcaster for Christ, Josiah Sutton (Very Legal, Very Cool; Mammonburg) to mansplain Twitter spaces, Bruenig Derangement Syndrome, mortal sin, and more. Thank you for coming to the service today and make sure to subscribe and share. Peace be with you!

Good day to all the faithful, and it is so good to be back! This week, David and Solomon are attempting to review a film and managing to obsess over blasphemy (again). Before we get into abortion turf wars and Josh Duggar’s newest sex scandal, the boys learn about St. Genesius who was forgiven of the most grievous sin: being a theatre kid. Send a link to the ep to your mom as a Mother’s Day gift and have a happy Sunday!

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Peace be with you, students! This Sunday it’s just the fellas, learning from St. Dymphna about chastity, martyrdom, and how to hold a sword in a cute way. Speaking of martyrs, David and Solomon cover many this week: hostage clergy in Haiti, an Egyptian man killed for building a church, Black menthol smokers, and Evangelical anti-vaxxers. If you’re not excited for Caitlyn Jenner’s gubernatorial bid or you’re considering posting your mental health story online, class is now officially mandatory!

Astrology is a false doctrine, but this week Sunday School welcomes a Leo/Taurus cusp, Rebecca Crawford! Before getting to know her,  the boys learn about John Henry Newman, superstar and diva of college Catholics across the nation. From there, we go on a mission to figure out why Christians are leaving the faith and how we can solve racism by the end of the week. Come for the faith, stay for Abraham Piper’s TikTok and aliens. Happy Sunday!

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Happy white boy summer, to those who celebrate! This week it’s just two Biden Voters Posting Their L’s and worrying about hellfire. Hard to tell which is more painful. David and Solomon begin by learning about St. Thomas More and decide who would make a better president. Everything’s on the table this episode, from drinking the blood of young people to insured suicide. Make sure to subscribe and share or be hanged as a heretic!

Praise be, students of the pod; He is risen! This week, David and Solomon do the unthinkable: take themselves seriously and be vulnerable. After learning from the apostle Thomas, the boys share their testimonies—both stories in progress, neither with all the answers—and reflect on this past Lent and present Easter.  Although today's Sunday School is the most serious yet, the boys still have a party in store. Find the joy in white women speaking Spanish, Lil Nas X's corny Satanism, and, of course, the good news of salvation. Subscribe and share if you believe in the resurrection. Ignore at your own peril!

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More Saints! More heresy! More gay controversy! David and Solomon are back with another film review, this time watching the camp Catholic thriller/really long music video, Stigmata. Along with their final takedown of Gnostic texts, the boys explore the demented and pornographic state of American political commentary and don’t do their taxes. Make sure to subscribe and share this weeks episode of Sunday School or you’ll be possessed by a creepy dead monk!