A segment from a bygone era, back when the "Sleepy Boys" were just Mark & Brandon. Sometimes, you just have bad days, and you just gotta tell your bestest friend Mark about it.

ft: Mark & Brandon

The Sleepy Boys discuss the news of Daft Punk's disbanding, Indiana Jones and the implications of piercing Brandon's nipples with a giant crab.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

While Key had the best intention, telling the boys about his experience at a wedding, Mark had to come along and drag a nutsack across the whole ordeal by talking about penis again.

ft: Key, Mark, Brandon & Jeff

In today's special episode, Jeff asks the important questions about whether or not people are "The Asshole" in their given situations. From suing your ex over Legos to berating your daughter for her sexuality, it get's really real.

ft: Jeff, Brandon, Mark & Key

Jeff manages to anger the Karens on Facebook over something as trivial as the American Girl Dolls. What a fucking time to be alive!

ft: Jeff, Mark, Brandon & Key

Mark, Jeff and Brandon spend some quality time shitting on Mark, deciding what kind of cult leaders we should be, and what our names mean. Needless to say, Jeff's may be the sexiest.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Mark got his hands on a Penthouse Letter's book. Naturally, he needs to share with his boys. This was a story that ignited the flames of disgust and fear from nearly all the Sleepy Boys. Except Mark. Mark fucking loved it.

Read by Mark, from "Leather-Clad Biker Ignites a Lifetime of Lust for One Lucky Lady" by Ms. T.R. from Boston, Massachusetts, Letters to Penthouse XXXXII: Hot and Horny in Class

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key and Jeff

It's (almost) the most romantic day of the year. What better way to spend it than taking a trip back to Mark and Brandon's high school days to hear stories of love and lust. Most lust though. Let's be real here. Mark is just the worst.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Jeff brings us some news of things on the outside world. Cannonball gender reveals, Gorilla Glue misuse and asshole white people opting out of Black History Month. Welcome to 2021, y'all!

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jeff

For the first time in Sleepy Boys history, we have to do an episode without Brandon. We miss the boy, but the show must go on! Whether it be late, without all of us, or if the goddamn world is on fire, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

ft: Mark, Jeff & Key