Hey, all you billionaire bats! In this brainwave thieving episode, our orphaned trapeze artists Brennon & Adam, are donning rubber nipples and codpieces to bring you the 1995 Joel Schumacher travesty BATMAN FOREVER! So caress your sidekick and come watch overtly homoerotic superheroes with us, on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Run-Around by Blues Traveler. Recorded LIVE at Lilac City Comic Con

Hey, all you desperate divorced dads! In this drive-by fruiting of an episode, our cross-dressers, Brennon & Adam, don latex masks to bring you the 1993 Robin Williams hit Mrs. Doubtfire! So grab your fat suit and lie to your ex-wife and kids with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Shoop by Salt n Pepa

Hey, all you flesh-eating scarabs! In this treasure-hunting episode, our jarred-up organs Brennon & Adam, are growing face boils and cursing you to the haunting chants of THE MUMMY! So grab your wrapping and come bang the Pharoah’s Mistress with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer.

Hey, all you high school weirdos! In this hate list of an episode, our Romantic Gesturers, Brennon & Adam, are serenading band kids and 5-heads for 10 Things I Hate About You. So grab your nerdy AV friend, and come bribe teenagers to fall in love with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz.

Hey, all you Palm Blisters! In this board-gamin’ episode, our Star Thieves, Brennon & Adam, are taking names and bonking heads to bring you Mario Party 64! So get ready to race, run, and bump your balls with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears.

Hey there, all you hot dogs! In this animal-loving episode, our Arnold Schwarzakitties Brennon & Adam, are traversing the wilderness to bring you Homeward Bound! So avoid that porcupine, and come run away from home with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Hip Hop Hooray from Naughty By Nature

Pop quiz, all you Hot Shots! In this bus-wreck of an episode, our thumbless maniac bombers Brennon & Adam, are jumping freeway gaps to cover the ‘94 blockbuster Speed! So shove that gold watch up your boss’s ass and come shoot minority bus drivers with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring The Sign by Ace of Base. 

Hey, all you big Ahmish sinners! In this McCrackin’ of an episode, our hook-handed hustlers Brennon & Adam, are tripping balls over Kingpin! So grab your rubber and come get Munson’ed with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring C’Mon Ride the Train by Quad City DJs

Hey, all you Tim Burton cronies! In this slippin-sliding episode, our bored suburban housewives, Brennon & Adam, are fawning over Edward Scissorhands! So trim those hedges and come get scissored by us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring "Wiggle It" by 2 in a Room. 

Hey, all you Luke Perry fanboys! In this blood-sucking episode, our creepy High-School-Girl Watchers Brennon & Adam, are tumbling over Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie! So grab your stake, shake hands with Pee Wee Herman, and come feel crampy with us, on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot.