Originally posted to Patreon on July 9th, 2024

Come for the monsters, stay for the collectivism. We skipped a recap on this one because we feel really strongly you should just watch this one for yourself, and as a Certified Wimp™️, I can attest it is not scary!! So, go forth!

Content warning for mentions of World War II, suicide, and air strikes.

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Originally posted to Patreon on May 31st, 2024

Oh my god you guys, they've got lesbians in the Metaverse.

Surprise! Neither of us had seen this Black Mirror episode, and uh, well, it wasn't our cup of tea. BUT we can appreciate it as a historical artifact, even if its After Life brought to you by Big Tech premise was never going to land for us.

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Originally posted to Patreon on April 30th, 2024

or The Strange Dis-empowerment of Little Miss Woods, Elle

We had a lot of fun with this one! I'm curious if anyone else familiar with the show noticed the effects of expanding Emmett's part, or if I'm just prone to being insufferable. Lmk!

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Originally posted to Patreon on April 8th, 2024

Haley's biggest take away is that Stephanie Meyer might be Mormon, but Edward is Catholic.

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Originally posted to Patreon on February 27th, 2024

We had a lot of fun talking about our most beloved blorbos, even if it means one of us will die the next time our paths cross. Let us know in the comments what rules of engagement you think we should follow for our death match!

Content warning for a brief discussion of domestic violence and abuse.

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Originally posted to Patreon on January 31st, 2024

Claire really likes this movie, and Haley really does not. I hope you enjoy the result!

Major content warning for discussion of SA, rape, and suicide.

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Originally posted to Patreon on December 29th 2023

I am become a blade, baby! Despite how perfectly cast the show is, Claire barely contains her rage at the weird choices the show-runners made. Haley is a little too enchanted by the acting (more specifically Kit Young) to care as much.

YouTube videos referenced:

Sewstine - Shadow and Bone Review: Racial Integration Done Right

Xiran Jay Zhao - Shadow and Bone’s Failure At Exploding Racism (Spoiler Free Rant)

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Apparently, we'll only cover recent movies if Kristen Stewart is in them.

It's our Summer Patron Pick! We watched the summer's hottest (and gayest) thriller, directed by Rose Glass and starring Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian. More movies should follow Love Lies Bleeding's example and ask: What if Thelma & Louise fucked? In both senses of the word.

Content Warning: This episode includes addiction, depictions of hallucinations, and domestic violence and abuse.

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Finally, another contemplative indie for Haley to gush over and Claire to begrudgingly admit is pretty good (if you're a sick freak who likes that sort of thing.)

Happy Pride y'all! We're ringing in the gay month with Butterfly (2004), a Hong Kong film written and directed by Yan-Yan Mak, adapted from the short story by Chen Xue, and starring Josie Ho and Yuan Tian. 

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In this movie, the only thing as important as the ins and outs of legal guardianship abuse is the Russian mafia. Yes, really.

We're breaking our accidental 2016-streak with I Care A Lot (2020), written and directed by J Blakeson and starring Rosamund Pike and Peter Dinklage. 

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