Ever wondered why the Filet-O-Fish exists or how to successfully navigate a 1980s waterbed without causing a domestic flood? This episode of the Winning Parlaiy Podcast has you covered. We're diving deep into the trenches of "dad life," from the petri dish that is elementary school to the absolute racket that is the tire industry.

Between debating the merits of a double Filet-O-Fish (yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it’s terrifying) and trying to figure out if intermittent fasting is a legitimate health choice or just a cry for help, we actually find some time to talk football. As the Super Bowl looms, the stakes get high—or at least "hundred-dollar-dinner" high. "I’ve always wanted to have sex on a waterbed... I’m fascinated now," might not be the expert sports analysis you expected, but it’s definitely the analysis you deserve.

Hit play to find out if the Seahawks or the Patriots are taking our money, and stay for the life advice you probably shouldn't follow.