Hal meets his new friend and temporary mentor, a top-heavy traveling rooster. Danny, Joe and every living creature are resentful of the Green Lantern will-sucking system. Danny identifies the worst shot in this or possibly any movie, featuring a crowd of stunned superhero film bystanders.

Look out for the thrilling conclusion in Act 3!

Danny and guest Joe Hennes of ToughPigs discuss the 2016 high-flying trash fire Green Lantern!

We use the emerald energy of willpower to try to get through the opening of this movie. Hal's coolness is overdetermined. There are three characters named Carol in this film, all played by the same actress. Hector and Hal are both kidnapped, and given terrible jobs.

Stay tuned for Act 2 and Act 3, coming later this week!

Cry pretty, Jessica! This is the conclusion of our cosmic journey through Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Once again, we are detained in, escape from, and participate in the destruction of a government facility. The Silver Surfer bonds with a human woman. Johnny has all the powers. Hasbro hallucinates a different movie.

Come back next week for episode #10 — Green Lantern!

The gods play Calvinball with the universe. Sue has lady concerns, Reed has bad news about Altair 7, and Chris Evans has a destiny.

Look out for the thrilling conclusion in Act 3, coming later this week!

Danny and guest Becca Petunia of The Daily Fantastic discuss the 2007 sequel foisted on the world without our consent, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer!

Act 1 is the wedding spectacular, including a terrible bachelor party, a demanding bride and absolutely no surprising dialogue. Meanwhile, a mysteriously tight-lipped silver figure heralds the coming of Galactus, by digging holes and not talking to anybody.

Look out for Act 2 and Act 3 coming later this week!

The conclusion of our Ant-Man: Quantumania episode!

Kang doesn't have a constituency. Jeff Loveness doesn't understand conquerors, socialism or story structure. It all ends in a big dumb fistfight.

Come back next week for episode #9 — Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer!

Janet fixes Kang's car, and feels bad about it. Kang talks really slowly. It turns out there's more down. Danny destroys Ryan's enjoyment of the probability storm.

Look out for the thrilling conclusion in Act 3, coming later this week!

Danny and Ryan Steans discuss the 2023 Phase Five fizzle, Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania!

In Act 1: We get sucked down to the Quantum Realm, where the sky looks terrible and we don't know where anything is. We visit a Star Wars desert and a Star Wars cantina. We drink the ooze. We wait for someone to explain what's going on.

Look out for Act 2 and Act 3 coming later this week!

The conclusion of our Morbius episode!

Michael breaks the stinky little pinky. There's a sudden subplot about Martine's cat. Michael calls all of his woodland friends to help him end the film. Danny tries to comfort Joe with limited success.

Come back next week for Episode #8 - Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania!

Initiate lockdown! With evidence piling up in heaps all over town, the FBI agents find the crucial clue: an origami bat. Somebody kills Nurse Sutton, single mother of twin girls. Sony violates the white tanktop rule.

Come back for the thrilling conclusion in Act 3, coming later this week!