In which Alex and Jack watch 2012's The Avengers, starring Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye (played by several unknown actors). Alex and Jack carefully avoid dropping spoilers for Avengers: Endgame as they make a huge announcement about an upcoming episode, and pitch a movie about a day in the life of an infantryman in Loki's Chiutari army. Reality is shattered as Alex and Jack try to answer the age-old question, "What is a Tesseract?"

In which Alex and Jack discuss Shazam, starring Zachary Levi. Alex and Jack attempt to name the seven deadly sins, revisit Mark Strong, and note that the main reason wizards look old is their long white beards.

In which Alex and Jack discuss 2008's dark comedy Kick-Ass, starring Chloë Grace Moretz, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Nicolas Cage. This episode finds our dynamic duo working through the aftermath of their first fight, playing the game "Is this a picture of Mark Strong or Stanley Tucci?" as a friendship-rebuilding exercise. Alex and Jack also debate whether Nicolas Cage is a good father, and continue to cast Alex's all-female Austin Powers reboot.

In which Alex and Jack watch 2007's Ghost Rider, starring Nicolas Cage. Alex and Jack review listener-submitted Chewbacca impressions, discuss whether Nicolas Cage insisted on watching a video of a chimpanzee doing karate, and debate the brother status of Sam Elliott and Bradley Cooper.

In which Alex and Jack conclude Women's March by watching Captain Marvel with special guest Elena Afanasiev (improviser, Deep End Theater). Alex, Elena and Jack discuss de-aging CG and debate whether or not to be excited about Torpha.

In which Alex and Jack watch 2005's box office flop Elektra, starring Jennifer Garner. Alex and Jack discuss a character named Stick (and his stick), Elektra's incredible power of 'appearing behind people,' and wonder why superhero movies keep making Jaws references.

In which Alex and Jack continue Women's March with 2004's Catwoman starring Halle Berry. Alex and Jack discuss cat powers, Cat Power, a highly-sexualized basketball scene, and the differences between the actor Benjamin Bratt and the band Rascal Flatts.

In which Alex and Jack discuss 2017’s Wonder Woman to kick off Women’s March. Alex and Jack debate which world war was represented in the film, and Alex pitches an all-female reboot of Austin Powers.

In which Alex and Jack wrap up Webuary with 2017's Spider-Man: Homecoming. Alex and Jack discuss what you should do if a girl invites you to the pool, and offer an insulting nickname to compete with the movie's lackluster "Penis Parker" choice.

In which Alex and Jack express thoughts about 2012's The Amazing Spider-Man, starring the Monday-hater himself, Andrew Garfield. Alex and Jack discuss Emma Stone, lament the loss of yet another Uncle Ben, and coach you through a memorable yawn/cry session in case you're ever cast as the friendly neighborhood web-slinger.