Have you ever wanted to watch your favorite action characters just stand around and talk for a solid 25 minutes that feels like 25 hours? If so, you're in luck...

Everyone's favorite brain damaged professor is back, and this time he has a plan to build an indestructible empire by mining the ground under Wayne Manor. But WE know what's already under there, don't we...

Well there isn't much of a train or robbery, but a deranged orphan fights an illiterate cowboy which is pretty great...

Our favorite "cowboy" Shame is back, and instead of trying to outsmart the Batmobile his new plan involves lots of kissing. Even in situations that are highly unsanitary...

Penguin uses a Dr. Seuss inspired vacuum cleaner to steal all the cash from the citizens of Gotham. Then he tries to buy a country to impress a lady.

Batman, Robin, and Batgirl fight the evil forces of... Feminism. The mayor puts Nora Clavicle in charge of the police force after his wife stops doing his laundry. It's probably worse than you're imagining.

Bruce and Dick are kidnapped from a painting of a beach house, so Batman and Robin aren't around to save the day. The police watch a Batman highlight film instead of actually doing anything and Batgirl sorta saves the day.

"Don't worry about the ambush, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll reach down and grab my legs, then I'll pull my arms out with my face..."

-Batgirl (Ambush Victim)

All this and more on today's episode of the Surf Kings of Gotham...

Joker is released from Gotham State Prison thanks to Warden Crichton's liberal penology policies and known pervert Bruce Wayne being the chairman of the parole board. He immediately teams up with Catwoman to steal pajamas from an unfrozen caveman music tycoon...

Egghead and Olga steal a solid gold egg, listen to find out how heavy it might be and how much it was worth in 1967, and how much it would be worth today. Also, Lethal Weapon 2 happens...