Phat Dabs In The Morning

surgeon general's warning sesh inside


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yes yes that is correct with the summer being cruel be it meteorological or man made, it is imperative that all of you smokers who are able to sesh inside with the good air conditioning running to do so. the heat is on and the humidity humditis kicking and what better place to be on a day off than with the bowl mates and that lovely shit in the air. and with the summer starting off with humans losing more of their humanity every day and under the guise of just doing your job you garbage know who you are and with an impending world war on the horizon it is high time for some silly shit. yes that's right more than ever some quality time with your friends and making some time for the shit that matters has become a matter of importance in this day and age. and every now and then you have to yell at companies and let them know they're doing terrible. we have a yell or two with Disney about this live action phase they have going right now and quite frankly we here at phat dabs in the morning have had enough. now it would be one thing if any of them were good but just about all of them have been completely disrespectful to the property and to the original fans. yes I get it you're trying to do this for the new gen, yet you seem to forget that this generation was probably raised on the originals and really aren't up for changes especially if they fuck up the original. lilo and stitch was the final straw as far as we're concerned. apparently ohana means fuck my sister i'm going to college in this new day and age. nah we don't think so. the animated nani would slap the shit out of the live action one. DreamWorks we will give you your due the how to train your dragon remake was exactly how remakes need to be done, stick to the script and make it live action. not that hard to do. now with that being said, stop while you're ahead. you need to go no further than that. ok maybe monsters vs aliens but that's about it. oh and Nintendo nintendyou ain't off the hook either. I know I know we have been going on them quite a bit lately but don't act like they don't deserve it considering what that they've been doing we have had the habit of having nostalgia mined and disrespect for customers becoming too normal a matter and that needs to end. Mandy mandhad finally seen the dark knight and she has some things to say about it. let's just say that her opinion on Bruce had not changed one bit. she still sees Bruce as full of shit and after thinking about it for a while yeah she has a point. it's hard to argue with it once you actually think about it for a second. even better we go back on our mystery science 3000 shit and we introduce Mandy to the original hood classic scarface. we break down everything we see and are introduced to the future don eladio and salamanca pre gus fring. all fun and games for the day of Juneteenth and as we said with everything looking like it 's about to go down sooner or later taking in a classic or two feels like a luxury right now. and having a sesh with the bowl mates and the good bros is a luxury everyone can afford to have. it's gonna be a fascinating summer and we were ready for it but perhaps not this. certainly not this but hey we'll still be here when all is said and done. we'll probably be high and you should be too. probably. we just saying.

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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks