Is Michelle skilled enough at sleuthing online to spoil the season for herself? What are the production interns who wrote the cast bios majoring in (hopefully not English)? How long has the sabre-toothed tiger been extinct? How many real estate investors does one season need? How much reassurance would Colin need in order to swim with sharks? How biased are Michelle and Colin in favour of the Canadian contestants? How many of the contestants are actually three kids in a trenchcoat? What is surgical skin? Do zippers need salesmen? Is there an annual quota of one Brandon and one Brendan? How many of men have a faovurite flower? Is there an imminent global shortage of soap? Are there any tolerable people out there who compare themselves to Jay-z or Beyonce? 

Michelle and Colin are losing their minds with excitement for Katie's season! Fill out your Bachelorette brackets and tune in this week.