What each number is like at a party

9s are the life of the party for sure

8s are the dominant energy in the room

Are you classic or are you average?

Do 7s love their own parties the most?

6s, you like to drink or nah?

5s aren't at the party or they're on the ceiling like a recluse spider

4s are SO OBSCURE AND DIFFERENT, come find them

3s be chattin

2s will give you what you need but don't you dare need them too much

1s are silly dancers maybe

You should probably do the opposite of everything that we talked about