CHAPTER 3: At an unhinged open house for Surrealtor Amina Patel’s client, Dame MacElroy, potential buyers compete in a bizarre Battle of the Bids for a chance to purchase a gorgeous $4M Victorian. Ruthless Surreal Estate Developers, Victor and Misty Donovan, throw their hat in the ring with a sexy synchronized swimming routine.
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AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss!
SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES
2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles.
But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head?
Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd.
Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time!
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CREDITS:
Chapter Text and Narration by Nikolas Allen.
“Stand Up & Sing Along,” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen.
“DJ Beetjøven,” Produced by Nikolas Allen.
“All You Got,” Written by Nikolas Allen and Ryan Bouslaugh. Performed by Red Pill Collective. Listen to Red Pill Collective on your fave streaming platform.
Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com
“Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99).
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