Is refusing to put pronouns in your bio an act of bigotry? Is New York really releasing violent criminals without bail? Is Ezra Miller really the messiah? What the heck is GPU mining? Why do people keep electing Democrats when every Democrat-run city eventually becomes an apocalyptic hellscape? Why does anyone watch those hags on The View? Should you hunt down your stolen car on your own? And just how many decades need to pass after you murder someone before you can safely conclude you got away with it? Phil Elmore asks and answers these questions and more in this episode of Surviving the News.

If John Boyega was a white actor who said he only dated white actresses, would the Internet explode? Why are there so many crocodile stories in the news? What keeps killing Putin's cronies? A New York State trooper was charged with a felony for trying to swap out an old toy for a new one during a merchandise return... but why didn't the story say what the toy was? Why do laws only apply to little people and Republicans? And just how many tarantulas are motoring out there under their own power? Phil Elmore asks these questions and more in this episode.

Have we lost the ability to be "idle" without our phones? What's up with King Charles' sausage fingers? Why did those knife-spree suspects disappear from the news so quickly? Also, Was Nixon misunderstood? And finally, what was that noise from my kitchen? Phil Elmore answers these questions and more in this week's episode.

Phil Elmore reads hate mail submitted to "Surviving the News" and "The Martial Arts Podcast with Phil Elmore."

Hilariously, Democrats have begun talking about Republicans "taking our freedoms away," when in reality, there is no freedom that Democrats support (at least not in the Bill of Rights). Phil Elmore explains in this special report.

Is Lizzo oppressed... or is she just unhappy with herself, and no amount of money can fix that? Rush Limbaugh used to talk about "Gorbasms," and honestly, did anyone think Mikhail Gorbachev was still alive (until he wasn't)? Will Antifa finally manage to murder someone, now that they're showing up with AR15s to public events? What did people think Russia would do when the rest of the world tried to "cancel" them over the war? Phil Elmore answers all these questions and more in this week's episode of Surviving the News.

Is it a good idea to revive the practice of paddling for disciplining students? On that note, why is it so fashionable in education and popular culture to hate white children (or adults)? Meanwhile, DHS has terminated its unconstitutional and paused "Ministry of Truth," but nothing will change. Did that kid REALLY get a girlfriend when she fell asleep on his shoulder on the bus? And how DO you prevent a layoff? (Spoilers: You can't.) Phil Elmore addresses all this and much more in this episode.

Phil Elmore discusses why the CW is unwatchable as a network these days. Also, if a Level III offender wanders into the wilderness and is found as remains two years later, are you happy or are you REALLY happy? Also, why is Neil DeGrasse Tyson so annoying? And then there's Liz Cheney beclowning herself... and much more in this episode.

Welcome to the banana republic, comrades! Phil Elmore talks about our corrupt FBI, IRS, and DOJ, as well as pop culture, movies, and some silly hot takes in the New York Post in this episode of Surviving the News for 11 August, 2022.

Surviving the News with Phil Elmore for 30 July 2022.