Phil Elmore of Surviving the News reads the full text of "A Christmas Carol." (This video is split into two parts because the video took two recording sessions to get done.) Merry Christmas!

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Phil Elmore of Surviving the News reads "''Twas the Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

Stuttering John Melendez is very angry at being called thin-skinned -- so angry, in fact, that Stuttering John spent quite a bit of time screaming that he ISN'T thin-skinned on Saturday's show. Stuttering John is spending Christmas Eve-Eve, in other words... screaming at his laptop. As the "sun" of the Dabbleverse, John is the king of this constellation of podcasts, while the rest of us can but continue to orbit him. Or so Stuttering John would have Shuli, Karl from WATP, Cardiff Electric, Tookie, and El Horrible believe. Join Phil Elmore for this bonus stream the day before Christmas Eve as we go live one last time before Christmas.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

Stuttering John Melendez lost the game this week, vowing to leave forever for the third or fourth time (it's hard to keep track)... and then IMMEDIATELY returning. Before Stuttering John left, however, he lost several games: He lost one game to Karl from WATP (Who Are These Podcasts). Stuttering John lost a SECOND, differnt game to Shuli from the Shuli Network. Everyone else who follows Stuttering John has won or lost accordingly, depending on the sides they picked. But have YOU lost the game? And what game did Stuttering John himself think he was playing? Join Phil Elmore for all this and more at 8pm Eastern Friday, 22 December 2023.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

Stuttering John fancies himself a dirty fighter, a KNIFE fighter, metaphorically, who can (figuratively) cut his enemies to the quick. Stuttering JOhn thinks he's the kind of guy nobody should mess with, in other words But Stuttering John, it turns out, is no comedy knife fighter. Stuttering John Melendez can't defeat Shuli from the Shuli Network, Karl from WATP, or BeDabbler / Tookie / El Horrible... and his relationship with Cardiff Electric continues to show why Cardiff is so great and Stuttering John is... not. So why did John turn coward and run away? Why CAN'T he fight a podcast war and ever score a single victory? To start with, it's because he's TERRIFIED of Shuli Egar from the Shuli Network, and it gets worse from there. Join Phil Elmore for all this and more at 8pm Eastern Thursday, 21 December 2023.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

In this prerecorded episode, we talk about Stuttering John Melendez being at war with everyone. Stuttering John is at war with Shuli from the Shuli Network; Stuttering John is at war with Karl from WATP; Stuttering John is at war with Kevin Brennan and MLC. The list goes on and on, and Stuttering John's enemies list grows by the day. But Stuttering John is not alone; plenty of other podcasts engage in wars with each other to create attention and something like content for their shows. What are the unintended consequences of this? And what is the path forward when a podcast war ends or fizzles out? Join Phil Elmore for all this and more at 8pm Eastern Wednesday, 20 December 2023.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

In this prerecorded episode, Stuttering John Melendez believes you are all "jelly." Shuli from the Shuli network is "jelly." Karl from WATP is "jelly." Yours truly is "jelly." And you, all of you, are jealous of Stuttering John. You're jealous of Stuttering John's fame. Your'e jealous of Stuttering John's success. You're jealous of Stuttering John's talent. You're jealous of how Stuttering John always wins. I mean... aren't you? Join Phil Elmore as we dive into this bucket of projection and delusion 8pm Eastern Tuesday, 19 December 2023.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

In this episode, we talk more cherished Christmas memories. We'll also touch on the Grinch, Stuttering John Melendez, who on Friday gleefully pronounced victory over his enemies by showing off his NYU diploma prop. We're introducing a new feature called HEADLINES, which is... well, you know. Headlines. And we might have time for some more Internet drama, too. Join Phil Elmore for all this and more at 8pm Eastern Monday, 18 December 2023.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

In this prerecorded episode, Stuttering John Melendez is a creature of many health issues. Stuttering John has been open about his struggles with certain problems, but Stuttering John MAY be heading for something much worse (and we don't mean Karl from WATP or Shuli from the Shuli Network). Phil Elmore covers this dark, dark possibility, then covers some top controversies from the dumpsterfire year we all just endured. Also, have you heard about the Great Beaver Airdrop of 1948? Join us at 8pm EST Friday for the Surviving the News Nightly News Roundup.

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This is audio from the STN Nightly News Roundup (STNNNR), streamed on the @SurvivingTheNews YouTube channel. We broadcast live (and sometimes as prerecorded video premiers) on the channel every Monday through Friday from 8pm to 9pm Eastern, covering Internet drama, current events, entertainment, the #dabbleverse, and other topics.

In this episode, does Stuttering John Melendez hate Christmas, or does Stuttering John just hate Shuli from the Shuli Network and Karl from WATP? We talk treasured Christmas memories in this episode. Join Phil Elmore for all this and more 8pm Eastern Thursday, 14 December 2023.

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