This week on our first official episode, we tackle the 1977 Dario Argento classic, Suspiria, as well as the fantastic 2018 Luca Guadagnino remake of the same name. What makes a remake good? Why are the magical rules at the end of the movie? Why does Mother Markos look like Pizza the Hutt? And does Alysa's impression of Madame Tanner sound like Italian Dracula or Chef Boyardee? Stay tuned at the end of the episode for a special bonus clip, in which we imagine Tilda Swinton playing a variety of other roles. Crank up the Goblin, put on a dance unitard, and throw around some day-glo blood, let's get weird!

Suspiria (1977) is directed by Dario Argento and stars Jessica Harper, Joan Bennett, and Udo Kier, with music by Goblin. Available to stream on Tubi, and also at-home rental on Netflix.

Suspiria (2018) is directed by Luca Guadagnino and stars Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton, Chloe Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, Mia Goth, and Tilda Swinton, with music by Thom Yorke. Available to stream on Amazon Prime.