Steven returns from his trip to Portugal, and Megan returns sweaty and invigorated from her dance training at the Kpop Academy. Come learn about:

* Portuguese Pokemon Go;

* Portuguese pastries;

* Korean dance training bootcamp;

* the open invite to Megan’s dance showcase;

* how her class was forced at knifepoint by a group of 12-year olds to learn NCT U The 7th Sense.

You’ve heard it here: in exchange for fan art of Megan riding a zebra with Frizbee on her lap and a duckling on Frizbee’s head, she’ll create a soundboard of 20 custom sounds just for you! No illustration skills? Then at least you’ll be able to listen to us discuss Pokemon Go, and how our passion (and devices) burn with the intensity of the sun.

As usual, Megan and Steven try to talk about one topic (Pokemon GO), but end up spending the entire episode talking about something completely unrelated.  Tune in to hear about:

* Steven’s travel woes on his way to visit Megan;

* Mexican/Taco Bell raves;

* Megan’s Korean teacher’s side job as a dating guru and matchmaker.

Megan and Steven pick up where they left off from last episode, filling you in with all the hot deets about KCON NY/NJ/wherever the heck this convention actually took place.  Listen in to learn:

* about fan engagements (read: overpriced Q&A sessions + high-fives) with your favorite KCON artists;

* how to profess your love to your Korean idol(s);

* about “Noona Nation;”

* and why Megan needs two copies of each Mamamoo CD.

After detailing our hardware setup in the last episode, we swoon over Razer and Logitech with very positive customer service stories. But it wouldn’t be Swag Tier if we didn’t find a weird life story to tie in, so if you’re not interested in peripheral praise, listen in to learn about Megan’s first visit to a sex shop (accompanied by her father, on her birthday).

In this episode, we have a bit of tech talk in covering the devices and peripherals we use on our home setups every day. Megan covers an entire zoo’s worth of Razer products (including free phone stand), while I explain my more diverse set of gear.

Megan

* Microphone: Razer Seiren Pro (with butt)

* Keyboard: Razer Blackwidow Chroma

* Mouse: Razer Mamba Chroma

* Mousepad: Razer Firefly Chroma

Steven

* Microphone: Blue Yeti

* Keyboard: Cooler Master CM Storm Quickfire Pro

* Mouse: Logitech G602

* Mousepad: XTracPads Ripper XXL

It’s a misnomer to call us a gaming podcast. We know that no one listens to us for gaming news, they listen because we’re entertaining and have great chemistry. Case in point: we’re in the middle of E3, but talk about it for only a minute at the start and end of the episode. We’d rather talk about:

* Megan buying KCON NY tickets while sitting at a red light;

* Yungoos looking like Donald Trump;

* playing Final Fantasy Explorers > KCON sponsorship > Ticketmaster sponsorship > Donald Trump sponsorship;

* how Megan is so easily convinced to keep her cable subscription;

* the awkward decline of E3

In this episode, Megan and Steven take you on an ASMR journey as they discuss:

* Megan’s attempt to hide her inappropriate Pocket Card Jockey horse names from her seatmates on a cross-country flight;

* Her Story, a non-linear crime fiction game by Sam Barlow;

* More games that they buy and either don’t finish or don’t play at all (bye bye, sponsorships!);

* Eye fatigue, and the dreaded “air puff” exam at the eye doctor;

* Their plans to monetize their own custom sound boards.

We take a trip down memory lane, recalling:

* how Megan associates Indian food with Ridge Racer;

* mountains of rice;

* Rock Band memories;

* phone-a-friend at Mad Catz;

* Megan’s epic winter trek to pick up the last copy of Rock Band

This episode is all about horses. 100 horses. Turns out they’re not a red flag for Megan after all.

We also confirm that no, Beyonce does not have a blog.