The start of the National Football League regular season begins late next week.
Those of us who play fantasy football and care about winning should hunker down quickly and get ready for your annual player draft in the coming days.
Statistically speaking, I am considered an average fantasy football player.
This will be the 15th year of participating in a league run by my former boss along with several of his college friends. Fortunately, our league is 100% for fun with no money involved.
My first and last experience in a for-profit league definitely did not go very well.
Decades ago, a team “owned” by me and a couple of co-workers lost “only” $60 ($20 apiece) at the end of the season. However, the last place team in league netted a shocking loss of more than $200.
I had no idea before the season started that teams could win or lose that much money.
That long-ago season nearly ruined how I watched NFL games. While formerly a casual observer of televised football games on Sunday, my brain began to race like a calculator while watching the NFL that season.
For example, I remember cringing after Dallas Cowboys quarterback Danny White (the other fantasy team’s starting quarterback) completed a lengthy 65-yard touchdown pass.
Ouch! That was a 12-point play for Danny White – six points for the TD pass plus another point for each ten yards gained on that touchdown play.
Every TV “game break” NFL scoring highlight caused more temporary anxiety each Sunday.
That television break could yield exceptional joy (a player on our fantasy team just scored!) or sadness (the other team’s player had scored).
My wife quickly noticed my change in demeanor and suggested it was time to end the misery after one season. She was absolutely right.
I stayed away from the fantasy football scene for a long time. A former boss was nice enough to offer a spot in his “for fun only” Fantasy Football league 15 years ago. His group prefers to take online jabs at one another rather than raiding each other’s wallets at the end of the season.
My current team (named “SwampGas”) has won 51% of its games with 131 wins and 128 losses over the years.
That makes me about as average at Fantasy Football as anyone can possibly get.
Oh, no! I accidentally missed this year’s draft! The computer just selected my players?!!
I am in a bit of shock today. For the first time, I was not present at my computer to make my own player selections for our league’s annual Yahoo! Sports fantasy football player draft.
OK, I openly admit to being a “control” type of personality.
Sink or swim, I prefer doing my own research and selecting the players for my fantasy football team on draft night.
When you’re not at your computer on draft night, you lose the right to complain.
In your absence, the Yahoo! Sports computer will select a player in each round once it is your turn. In true Wile E. Coyote Super Genius fashion, the computer selects what it believes to be the best player available in each round.
After this year’s draft ended, that same $#@! Yahoo computer then assigned my team a “C-” score!
I reviewed my 2026 computer-selected team today and now understand why I received such a lousy grade. After seeing my team’s draft picks for the first time, I have two words for that Yahoo! Sports computer.
We will now get to see if the computer’s picks produce better results than my own measly 51% career winning percentage.
Why was I so unhappy with the computer’s draft picks?
My fantasy football team received the infamous #10 pick in our ten-team league. That meant that I picked last during the first round but then first in the second round. There are just 30 seconds to make each selection. That doesn’t leave much time to think.
Then again, aren’t today’s AI computers supposed to be faster and smarter than us?
After making two quick early picks, you must wait again until making the final draft pick of Round 3 and the first pick in Round 4.
Statistically speaking, the winners in most ten-team fantasy football leagues generally come from team owners picking from the #4, 5, or 6 draft position. That allows a little bit of time to review your next pick and observe any developing trends.
I could almost feel sorry for the Yahoo! Sports computer.
But I don’t, though. It made a number of really questionable selections.
My third draft guideline (see below) was to draft players on top NFL teams which, generally speaking, also score the most points over the course of a season.
The Yahoo! Sports computer picked not one but two Washington Commanders players.
Washington was horrible last season and finished with a 5-12 record. They aren’t expected to be much better in 2026, either.
The computer also selected one player from the woeful 3-14 New York Jets and another from the wayward 5-12 Cleveland Browns.
It selected zero players from either the Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks or runner-up New England Patriots. My team had no players from high scoring teams like the Detroit Lions or the Los Angeles Rams, either.
Time to get to work on repairing this year’s Fantasy Football team!
Today, I made a couple of roster moves to add 38-year old quarterback Mathew Stafford from the Los Angeles Rams as a back-up (behind Jalen Hurts – the computer’s selection for my starting quarterback).
I then added Detroit’s booming field goal specialist Jake Bates to replace Minnesota kicker Will Reichard. Nothing against the Vikings kicker. I simply wanted at least one player representing the Detroit Lions on my fantasy team roster this season.
My third move today was exceptionally questionable, but I have my reasons.
Pittsburgh Steelers 7th round selection Eli Heidenreich grew up in the Steel City.
He accepted an offer from the US Naval Academy to play college football. Heidenreich’s versatility at Navy to run, catch passes coming out of the backfield, and return punts and kick-offs made him a standout college football player.
Eli Heidenreich will be required to report to the US Marine Corps to fulfill his military obligations after his NFL career ends. Let’s hope that won’t happen for a number of years.
I dropped Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Josh Downs in order to make room for Eli Heidenreich on my roster today. The Steelers listed him as a third-string running back. Unless both of the other running backs get hurt, Eli Heidenreich is unlikely to play a lot this season.
That’s OK with me. I simply liked his story and wanted a guy like that on my roster for good vibes.
More Fantasy Football tips from ol’ SwampSwami
Let’s roll-out my annual Top Ten suggestions to help you enjoy this upcoming NFL fantasy football season:
Team name – Make sure that you are happy with the sound of your team’s name. You’re going to live with that name for the entire fantasy football season!Spend some time to research players and teams – You can always pay $10-15 at the local drugstore to buy one of those Fantasy Football magazines. Sadly, their advice is usually no better than your own. Save the money and read a few sports websites, but, in the end, you must trust your gut!Determine a draft strategy – As stated earlier, my personal strategy is to (for the most part) select the best offensive players from the NFL teams which you expect to score the most points this season. I might grab one of the best players from a mid-level team, but you should refrain taking more than one player from recently offensively weak football teams (such as the Cardinals, Jets, and Dolphins). Consider yourself warned. Do – Pick at least one player from NFL teams which you personally like and root for. In my case, I am a longtime New Orleans Saints and Pittsburgh Steelers fan. I try to makes sure my fantasy football team includes one Saints and/or Steelers player on the roster each season. Follow your heart with at least a few of your picks. Don’t – Select any player from any NFL team which you personally despise. In my case, I avoid Dallas Cowboys players like the plague. Do not force yourself to root for players on your least favorite NFL football team(s). The object is to win, but you still want to have fun this season, too! Don’t waste picks on your defense and a kicker until your last few selections. There are precious few defenses and kickers which are reliable difference makers. Resist the temptation to draft a defense or placekicker too early. You may be sorry later. Injuries happen. No later than Thursday afternoon each week, make sure to check to see if any of your starting players have been injured during the previous week’s games and are not expected to play in the coming weekend. If you’re unsure about an injured player, use a substitute from your roster in the upcoming week. If the player’s injury turns out to be season-ending, drop that player immediately and find an undrafted player from your league’s free agent list. Stay vigilant about injuries to your players!Keep an eye open for undrafted rookies during Week 1 and 2 – Look for any rookies who seem to be making an early impact for their team. Grab them early in the season and dump a lukewarm bench warmer in the same position. This can pay dividends for you down the stretch as some fantasy football teams in your league may be hesitant to draft rookies. Start slow but finish fast – Set-up your fantasy team to have a positive finish at the end of the season. Sometimes, your team may get off to a great start but spirals downward near the end of the regular season due to injuries and bad luck. Stay focused on putting together a solid squad on the field by mid-season. You can rally down the stretch and still win during the playoffs! Vow to have more fun! Sometimes, your team will perform well. Other years, things can quickly go wrong. That’s the nature of the game, so don’t despair if your team stinks this season. You can even have fun by becoming a spoiler down the stretch and knocking off one or more teams striving to make the playoffs! Best of luck this season with your Fantasy Football League team!
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