Earlier this week, the President of the United States, as is the annual custom, pardoned two turkeys for Thanksgiving. The names of this year’s lucky birds were “Corn” and “Cob”.
For National Football League fans, two turkeys nicknamed “Cowboys” and “Football Team” will be served-up to millions of sleepy-eyed bloated fans on Thanksgiving Thursday afternoon in the Texas-sized “Jerry World” football stadium halfway between Big D and Fort Worth.
The game will pit two NFC East teams with identical 3-7 records in a game which has serious significant playoff implications.
No, you didn’t misread the last sentence.
As this crazy pandemic year 2020 keeps providing Americans with other-worldly life experiences, why shouldn’t we expect that the NFC East would feature a massive deadlock featuring all four teams with only three wins apiece after their first ten games?
For the record, the Philadelphia Eagles are technically in the lead with a 3-6-1 record. Philly actually played for a tie in a home-field overtime game early this season against AFC doormat Cincinnati. The Bengals are just 2-7-1 as of last weekend.
The stench of the NFC East is obvious, and, in an odd 2020-kind of way, intriguing, too.
Just a few short years ago, media types were lamenting that the NFL’s rules about player drafts and scheduling were trying to create parity with the goal of lifting-up the lousy teams and forcing last season’s Super Bowl contenders to play a brutal schedule the next year.
Though the attempt to create parity doesn’t exist across the entire NFL, apparently the four teams of the NFC East really believe in it!
The New York Giants (the other 3-7 franchise in the division) are on a massive roll as the G-Men have won two (gasp!) games in a row! It’s hard to believe that a team which was 1-7 just two weeks ago is now only one-half game out of the playoffs isn’t it?
The NFL, in its infinite wisdom, includes each of the divisional winners into the playoff mix. Regardless of how far below break-even (8-8) the eventual winner of the NFC East finishes, that team will be rewarded with a first-round playoff game after the regular season.
For pro football fans in Dallas, Washington, Philadelphia, and New York, this is still serious business! The four teams comprising the NFC East have been playing football against each other since 1961.
While it makes perfect sense for Washington, Philly, and the Big Apple (all within a few hundred miles of Amtrak rails of each other along I-95) to be part of the NFC East, why are the Dallas Cowboys in this division? Dallas, Texas is a three hour flight west of all three of those East coast cities. Dallas is geographically closer fit to several other NFL teams – including one just down I-45 South in Houston.
So why is Dallas still playing in the NFC East in the year 2020?
Going back to the Cowboys’ entrance into the National Football League in 1960 (the same year which saw the fledgling American Football League place a team called the Dallas Texans in the same market), there just weren’t very many NFL franchises located in cities south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Once Dallas came into the league and, in their second year, placed into the NFL’s Eastern Division,