Sweating the Small Stuff Podcast

At first I was confused

Because you belonged on Fox News

You were Megyn Kelly’s clone

You were like all the rest

But with bigger and better breasts

And you were MAGA to the bone

Giving no quarter

Insulting reporters

You were Satan’s daughter

Gaslighting me, gaslighting you

Sweet Karoline (KKK)

Where the Reichstag’s understood

I drew the line (KKK)

When you shat on Renee Good (how could you?)

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Our country

Is going down the toilet

We will

Do everything to foil it

We must vote in monumental numbers

Winning back the House

Our land

Occupied by right wingers

It just

Takes one flick of the finger

We must act to save the Constitution

Winning back the House

Now I once called myself an independent minded voter

Utilized my voice

When choosing between fascism and politics as usual

There is only one choice

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Kash Patel had a rendezvous with a pig in a sty

Now she’s undercover at the FBI

Kash Patel fornicated with a billy goat

Remember that when you walk in that booth to vote

Kash Patel had his way with a female rabbit

And if he saw that pussy, Donald Trump would grab it

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Kash Patel made sweet love to a chicken

He was just looking for something to stick his dick in

Kash Patel had intercourse with a mule

I think he learned to do that in law school

Kash Patel did the dirty deed with a horse

Then that mare went and filed for divorce

https://www.dictatorforadayshow.com/

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Jose can you see

ICE is coming for me

And they’re coming for you

Cause you don’t have an ID

And the orange tub of lard

Won’t accept your green card

The arrests on my phone

Are all constantly streaming

If you’re dark and you’re poor

Hello El Salvador

And if you have a dream

You’re a dreamer no more

Jose paid his taxes

On April fifteenth

But he’s living in a cell

By the skin of his teeth

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Kash Patel porked a large Dalmatian

Well that ain’t no government disqualification

Kash Patel got it on with a Border Collie

Plied her with alcohol and slipped her some Molly

Kash Patel gave a dog his bone

Least he doesn’t shoot ‘em like Kristi Noem

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Kash Patel banged a Cocker Spaniel

At least it wasn’t Stormy Daniels

Kash Patel shtupped a Pocket Beagle

Worst of all she was barely legal

Kash Patel humped a Golden Retriever

Got a soft spot for that canine beaver

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sweatingthesmallstuff.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sweatingthesmallstuff.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sweatingthesmallstuff.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sweatingthesmallstuff.substack.com