Sweep the Pod, Johnny! A Cobra Kai recap podcast

This episode of STPJ has many words. Most of them are "dork," some of them are "virgin." One of them is "smerg." It's good, you'll like it.

I like the heat.

Trigger Warning: We discuss some heavy topics in this episode, including illness, cancer, and death.

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this long unc-ride called "life," as we roll on into Cobra Kai season 2, episode 6.

We're back to cover the beginning of Demitri's training arc in season 2, episode 5 of Cobra Kai!

"No, Dimitri, don't do that. Daniel, no, not like that. Sam. Sam, c'mon, no don't. Robbie, what? Don't do that! Johnny no, NO JOHNNY!"

Lean on Kreese /

When you're not strong /

Cuz he'll be your friend /

There's no way this could go wrong /

Oh (huh) /

What is his Con? /

Wish we had Miyagi /

To lean on

Covering Season 2, episode 3, "Fire and Ice"

Body Count:

1 (bonsai)

Time to Beers (TTB):

0:31

Bully Rating:

0

We're talking about Cobra Kai season 2, episode 2! Miyagi-do has students. Meanwhile, the Cobra Kais have trouble down at the cement mixer. Also includes our Friday the 13th* special: Jason Takes the Valley!

*Disclaimer: episode recorded, but not released, on Friday the 13th. Can't say which one, but it was a while ago. Editing audio is hard and it takes forever.

STPJ wasn't on hiatus, we were just brumating! Join our panel of Certified Kreese Enjoyers as we kick off our recap of Cobra Kai Season Two!

The STPJ team hops into the Miyagi-Dolorean to visit the Regional Karate Tournament that started at all...

For our first foray into the Karate Cinematic Universe, the team has Karate Kid at home, so quit complaining! And home is Houston, Texas, The Birthplace of Humidity. The late great Jonathan Brandis battles the twin demons of maladaptive daydreaming and oxygen deprivation to achieve karate glory under the guidance of Mister Mako-yagi-san.

With hot-for-teacher Beau Bridges, hot-for-schub Julian Nixon, Winny from the Wonder Years, and a truly unhinged Joe Piscopo and Richard Moll one-two-punch (I don't think I’m forgetting anyone), this film makes you really believe that the early 90’s were the peak 90’s in a very mid martial arts children's classic!