This week’s episode is basically a fever dream diary entry come to life. We cover:

A race reveal gone sideways (don’t ask).

The weirdest Uber driver story leaving Monarch—dude was basically a side quest.

A wholesome lunch with the parentals that somehow ended with a fender bender.

The Dyer Diaries, where topics range from birth control to “oral sex” (yes, with the air quotes) and a man pissing proudly at the Diana intersection (local hero?).

Jesus offering a homeless guy $17 for a hug.

Jesus's gay porn name: Dick Lazer.

Being taken hostage after the Kings of the West concert with Leslie.

Black Sabbath’s “final” concert at Monarch.

And, of course, more cursed Uber interactions in general.

Basically, it’s like if your drunk tío wrote a diary and then forced you to listen to it in the car.

In this episode, we take it way back! Join me and my friends Tito, Marc X, Arkatak, Pooh Heff, and Groove as we answer the question:

"What were some Hip-Hop related things to do in El Paso back in the '80s and '90s?"

We swap stories about the legendary Breaking Boundaries battles, crossing over to Juarez to party at Old West, and copping Kung-Fu flicks (and more) from Brotha Lee's. We also reminisce about partying at the All Graders Club on Fort Bliss, dancing at Teen Expo, and the classic hangouts at Castle Park. Plus, no trip down memory lane would be complete without shouting out One World Style — where digging for vinyl was a rite of passage.

Whether you lived it or just want to know what it was like, this episode is full of the real memories that made the El Paso Hip-Hop scene special.

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In this jam-packed episode, hosts Jesus and Mel dive into the ultimate trifecta of chaos: music, medical procedures, and merry festivities. First, they recount their night at The Drums concert, where the vibes were immaculate, the crowd was questionable, and Jesus maybe cried (but it was dark, so no one saw).

Next, things get uncomfortably personal as Jesus gives a play-by-play of his colonoscopy experience—spoiler alert: it wasn’t as glamorous as he thought it would be, but Mel has all the jokes to make up for it.

Then, Mel spills the tea on organizing a wildly successful Friendsmas pajama party, complete with questionable dance performances and one rogue onesie that will haunt them forever.

Finally, they tackle the hard-hitting questions from their Facebook friends, ranging from the absurd to the strangely insightful. Tune in for laughs, oversharing, and a reminder that life is best lived with good music, great friends, and slightly awkward holiday traditions.

The gang talks about the TikTok backlash Jesus received over a James Earl Jones (RIP) related meme, the recent Atmosphere concert, the Dallas Cowboys/Buck's Cabaret fail, pink coozies and local bars hating on "God Bless the USA". They try a hilarious new segment called "She Knows!" where Melissa tries to decipher rap lyrics from songs picked by Candace. They also discuss coffee enemas, colonoscopies, Sweet Jesus Radio 11 year anniversary and much more!

The gang talks about their new sponsor (Shutterjock Headquarters), birthday shit, Cum Coco Vodka, El Camino restaurant and Kingdom Fight League. They also talk about Jesus's penchant for playing God Bless the USA on TouchTunes and people thanking him for "his service". They discuss the dregs that are "seat savers" at events, double Uber Eats nights, Jashidos with cheese shaming and much more!

Listen to my friends Tito, Marc X, Arkatak, Pooh Heff and Groove answer the question "Who are some hip-hop heads that you knew, knew about and/or hung out with?" (80s and 90s edition).

You get to hear about legends, crews and contributors like ISM, Robot, B-Boy Steve, Bash, Hero, Oyes, Rob (Al Knewman), Lincoln, DJ Will, Sugar Bear, Jamarkus (Willy Waysted), Constructive Ruckus, Ghetto Gabe, JR (Artson), Mike Murda, Fonzy, 4th Dimension, Exist the Battlecat, D.A., Paramedik, Rick (RAS), Flowbee, Audio Menace, Mike Allen, Shay, Skip, Chaz, Buddha, Juan Rojas, Jammin Joe Gallegos, Charles Chavez and the Chavez brothers, Charles Guy, Joe Fresh, Manolo, Abel, Shamanay, Bass, B-Sly, Rob Swift, HK, Red Man, Air Force Crew, Marcus, Kerm, Black Reign, 8 Shades of Black, Jamie, Tony Duenes, Blunt House, Victor (Sight), Genie, James Strohman, Rock Box, The Johnson's, Chris and The Black Crooks.

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Beats produced by Caddy Diaz, Lobesmatic, Alex Arriaga and Jazzanaut

Logo designed by Alex Arriaga

Lonnie, Lamar and Jesus talk about the origins of Kingdom Fight League and their upcoming event. Lonnie and Lamar also talk about different community outreach projects that they started. They also talk about the time Jesus saw Lamar fight in an epic match in Las Cruces. They discuss some of the obstacles and struggles of running an MMA promotion company. Lamar shares a crazy fight story from when he was a bouncer. They also talk about their favorite MMA fights, the Trump assassination attempt and much more!

Chris and Tony talk about their cannabis grow business and Tony's Hollywood job. They all discuss joke thieves, Jesus's fear of East Loop 375, Tall Kyle collaboration album and weed strain and taking it too far with White Claws. Chris and Tony also perform an a cappella version of one of their hilarious new tracks and much more!

Listen to Marc X, Arkatak, Groove, Tito and Pooh Heff answer the questions "What is your earliest memory of El Paso related Hip-Hop and what year did that occur?" Episode 2 coming soon!

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Beats produced by Groove, Bless 1ne and Jazzanaut

Logo designed by Alex Arriaga

Caleb from Elevate El Paso stops by to talk about the past, present and future of Elevate El Paso, his project with El Paso legend Hal Marcus, Freemasonry, Luciferianism and online haters who don't like his hair. Mel and Jesus talk about a strange yet funny interaction with another couple at a bar, Mel's love for rice cookers and much more!