This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT?

00:00 Intro

02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer

08:34 Contradictory Questions

10:30 I NEED SOMETHING!

15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything

16:25 Dedicating My Life to Jokes

17:58 Being Offended is a Choice

20:11 Making Content Out of Fear

22:46 If a Tree Falls...

27:30 I'm Awkward

29:22 I Don't Like Texting