Thor and Rory discuss the dramatic Greenpeace protest off the Forth road bridge and Thor tells Rory about his plans for a weekend of Sailing out of Tarbert on the West Coast.

Thor reports on his sea experience with the RYA and his discovery of the best takeaway in Scotland while Rory recounts an unwelcome encounter with a dog owner on the beach.

With Thor on the high seas, Rory invites Mark Thompson to swing the lamp from his anchorage in Ibiza. He weighs in on the RYA debate, discusses solar power on boats and offers some candid reflection on the covid era + much more.

Thor and Rory contemplate the latest sinister plan to use our hair cut outings for indoctrination purposes and how some of the players at Wimbledon have been made stateless. They also reveal who's in the running for Scottish President.

Thor and Rory dive into how debates are won and lost and the power of being on the side of the dominant narrative before pondering who might make a good Scottish president.

Thor tells Rory about his application to join a reality TV show and his decision to enrol on an RYA (Royal Yachting Association) course.

Thor and Rory catch up on their travels and marvel at Maltese ferries while they disagree on Greta's voyage to Gaza

Thor and Rory exchange notes from their recent dining experiences and another rollercoaster of a chat lands on Greta Thunberg's voyage to Gaza

Rory and Thor discuss the triumph of Aberdeen at the Scottish Cup and return to the theme of the declining Granite City.

Thor and Rory ponder the slur of being a 'midwit', while on the maritime front, Rory updates Thor on the progress of a new mooring. There's also time for a chat about bananas.