Welcome to Where Are The Guys?, the podcast where sarcasm is our love language, and bad takes are our bread and butter. This week, we’re tackling the modern dating scene with all the enthusiasm of a New Yorker giving directions to a tourist who just asked if Times Square is a good place to eat.

Swipe left, swipe right, accidentally super-like someone you meant to ghost—it’s all fair game in this episode. We talk dating apps, the decline of human interaction, and why men with manicures might just be the future. Plus, we get into the absolute chaos that is attraction, relationships, and whether Subaru is secretly running a targeted ad campaign for lesbians.

We also cover:

🔹 The death of organic dating—RIP bar meet-cutes

🔹 The science (or lack thereof) behind attraction

🔹 How to tell if someone is just using dating apps as an ego boost

🔹 Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend: true love or just really great Wi-Fi?

🔹 The worst dating app behaviors that should be punishable by law

Tinder bios are fake, hinge prompts are cringe, and let's be honest—everyone is lying. Welcome to dating in 2025.

📌 Timestamps:

00:00 Introduction: The Lesbian Car Debate

00:27 Subaru Stereotypes and Personal Experiences

01:43 Gender Roles and Relationship Dynamics

03:34 Communication Styles and Social Interactions

06:16 Gym Anecdotes and Awkward Moments

12:30 Modeling Gig and Future Plans

18:57 Pranks, Perms, and Social Observations

29:26 Celebrity Gossip and NDAs

33:09 Trust Issues in Modern Relationships

33:17 Sports Talk: Bill Belichick's Age Gap Relationship

33:38 The Dynamics of Age-Gap Relationships

34:10 Sexual Attraction and NDAs

34:35 The Reality of Dating Older Partners

36:02 The Tuck Rule Anniversary

36:29 Defining Love and Connection

43:19 The Impact of Dating Apps

54:59 The Future of Human Interaction

01:01:12 Modeling and Male Models

01:04:09 Coffee Enemas and Other Trends

01:06:49 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up