This week we plunge headfirst into David's dating profile and with the audience's help, we start to fix it and get lost in the sauce. Leading to questions like what is slutty David, why do his favourite activities sound so much like American Psycho? And what the heck is going on with these prompts.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 03.08.23.

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02:08 - David did in-person research

06:24 - The game plan

09:50 - The profile review begins

19:29 - Initial summary of existing profile

21:59 - This is now an intervention

28:23 - All of these prompts are barbage

32:05 - The picture inventory is dire

40:57 - James tries to start an OnlyFans

43:54 - Slutty David

48:44 - Clean David is starting to upset everyone

50:19 - The ideal day is an impossible challenge

56:11 - Detective David returns

58:00 - Why doesn't David do anything on his weekends

1:01:40 - Insects are a rational fear

1:08:40 - My self-care routine is...

1:15:44 - We stand by the em dash

1:16:43 - Future planning

1:18:55 - Outro