The Advisory

BIG NET WON'T STOP THIS EPISODE FROM GETTING OUT! The bird war of 2024 has begun.

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This week's talking points: The bird war of 2024, no improvements, definitely no doxing, townhouse troubles, puffled plumage, big net, sexy birds, highly swoopable beef patties, my parents hate my name, out-famous your name, being a better me, helping others, the best new years resolutions, byron bay has eyes.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch & YouTube on 09.01.24

A scorned lover contemplates revenge for her stolen heirloom necklace and a family of intrusive photo takers gets their comeuppance.

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This week's talking points: Giant scam magnets, The writer’s mind, Terrible jewellery heists, Icarus and the shitty wings, The infinite mind scrawling, Intrusive family photo takers, Matrix EVP tech takedowns, Reusable grifts, Anti-photography, Saving Private Ryan memories, Prying eye black mail cameras, Hunger Games x Call of Duty wedding pits, Live modding & the sacred Twitch rituals.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 07.12.23

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00:25 - Question: The mistress and the missing necklace

02:45 - Giant scam magnets

06:40 - 5 steps to revenge

10:11 - The curse of the necklace

10:54 - The writer’s mind

13:53 - Little David unfortunately returns

16:53 - Question: My family won’t stop taking my photo

18:15 - Reusing shenanigans infrastructure

19:48 - Photographer photographers

24:07 - The prying eyes of hidden camera blackmail

25:35 - Wedding COD

28:49 - The knighting of Collin the Twitch mod

29:32 - David’s Knighting Speech

30:23 - James’ Knighting Speech

33:25 - Outro

The ultimate solution for when your mother-in-law hates you (and genuinely might be poisoning you), dealing with family drama pre-wedding & start your venue inquiry email search business already.

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This week's talking points: My mother in law is sabotaging me, Telethon implants, The fam augmentation, Jeep wrangler diapers, Photoshopped weddings, Blue ocean strategies, Family poison daisy chains, Putting our manners back in, Christie’s auctions for enhancements, Wedding venue inquiries, Software bullies, The hunger games the ballad of songbirds and snakes, Family fights at the holidays, Weird energy.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 30.11.23

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00:00 - It begins

01:48 - Question: My MIL is poisoning me

09:53 - David makes alliances in the war effort

14:38 - Question: We can’t marry until my sister’s implants arrive

29:11 - David’s stint in the wedding industry

32:37 - Outro

Bust out your EVP detectors and throw on your sexiest outfits because we're diving deep into the hottest haunted oddities and asking 'what's the right thing to do with your old adult toys?'.

We dip into David's dating escapades and get the inside scoop on Tinder Select, the new $499/month way to find those heartfelt connections.

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What's under the hood in this week's ep

- Tinder Select: the new luxury version of online dating

- David's dating update

- What to do with your toys

- Haunted objects and oddities

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 23.11.23

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00:00 - Pre intro

00:36 - David dating update

05:00 - Tinder’s new luxury plan (Tinder Select)

18:45 - How we’ll meet partners in the future

22:19 - Question: My dead wife’s toys

28:39 - Haunted sex toys

39:44 - Horny Oddities and the Cabinet of Curiosities

50:25 - Outro

Life's too short to be tied up in family feuds. From parents taking student loan money to pay for your brother's wedding, to theme park family fights & the shortest of kings rocking that 6ft confidence.

P.S. This episode is a chain mail podcast and you have to send it to 10 of your friends before midnight, otherwise you're fully cursed... soz.

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What's under the hood in this week's ep

- My 5'8 boyfriend insists he's 6' tall

- My parents said they'd pay my student loans then used the money for my brother's wedding

- A family fight over a trip to a theme park has caused a rift in the family

- Chain mail is back in podcast form

- No posers and no Slashes

- Our new band Druggers in the Night

- Adblockers getting blocked

- The new Jack Daniel's campaign

- Tuckshop time

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 16.11.23

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00:00 - Pre Intro

00:36 - It begins

01:44 - This is a chain letter podcast

02:49 - Our new band is the best

04:20 - The various faces of Slash

06:52 - Keeping it under wraps

09:16 - Fat David’s high school adventures

12:59 - The accidental start of the show

13:14 - Adblockers being blocked

16:37 - The new Jack Daniel’s commercial

22:59 - Oh yeah, the adblocker thing

25:44 - Question: My bf insists he’s 6ft tall

38:27 - Question: My parents said they’d pay for my loans and didn’t

44:07 - Question: Theme park fight caused family rift

51:27 - Gauging the audience for chill levels

54:08 - Outro

This week we help keep out the LOSERS!

There's a brand new game show in town helping art teachers screen their students to make sure only the cool kids get in. Then it's time to pull the infinite fake key dupe to keep our snooping Mother-In-Law out of our house.

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What's under the hood in this week's ep

- Your favourite team from Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple

- Using 'Is It Cake' as interview questions

- Kitchen Nightmares / Shark Tank game show for artist interviews

- The power of the infinite dupe

- Too much sport talk for 2 non-sport boys

- Battle Royal for Sports Betting

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 09.11.23

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00:00 - Pre-Intro

00:37 - Intro & David's haunted

06:00 - Unclaiming David's energy

08:52 - Question: How to get cool art students

12:40 - What's cool has changed

13:45 - Hunger Games for Art students

16:50 - Pop culture landmines

22:20 - Kitchen Nightmares meets Shark Tank for Artists

27:18 - Question: My MIL found out I gave her a fake key

43:24 - Darren Lockyer's Vlog Podcast

45:15 - David's poor parents buy an investment mansion from a famous football player

49:30 - Boys, Bucks & Bets

53:18 - Outro

What if your morning coffee wasn't just a pick-me-up, but something more sinister? And what happens when a harmless chocolate bar turns into an accidental psychedelic trip for your mother-in-law?

From hidden cameras to shroom chocolates, join us as we try and spot the red flags in these relationships before it's too late.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 26.10.23.

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00:00 - It begins

01:09 - Collin the ventriloquist joins the show

06:30 - Question: I think my husband is trying to poison me

17:05 - It's my time

21:28 - Question: My Mother-In-Law ate my shroom chocolate

22:00 - Psychedelic adventures

24:36 - The constant music in Collin's brain

26:18 - Shroom MIL continues

33:42 - The intervention

42:12 - Friends are angry together but for different reasons

45:40 - Outro

50:48 - Intros are dead

Breaking news: the boys need to workshop an outro and do some advice. Dads are being freaks at Halloween, Joe from you stops by the show then we deal with a chronic re-gifter.

Come with us now on this journey through advice and space.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 12.10.23.

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00:00 - It begins

1:38 - Workshop outros with us

9:27 - Advisory reddit rules to reddit

17:12 - Question: My husband won't trick or treat with us

24:37 - Joe from YOU stops by

27:25 - Convince a Dad to stay home

29:33 - The "YOU" bit

30:51 - Question: my gift re-giving aunt

39:23 - The ultimate murder mystery reveal strategy

41:33 - The "pulp fiction" bit

42:18 - Outro

Is financial infidelity actually worse than physical cheating? More than half of all adults surveyed think so! And despite the benefits of shared costs, a whopping 42% of Gen-Zers and Millennials ended up regretting the decision to take the leap and move in with their significant other.

Come with us on this journey into the secrets and lies of living with your romantic partner.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 12.10.23.

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00:00 - It begins

01:22 - Gen Z and millennials regret moving in with their partner

03:15 - The downsides to moving in together

07:22 - A scene from a doomed, toxic relationship

11:00 - You ever see yourself chew

14:30 - What makes moving in so bad though?

16:12 - Another scene from a doomed, toxic relationship

19:20 - What is financial infidelity?

26:30 - What kind of financial romantic partner is David?

28:41 - Oops, we forgot to put the advice in

30:09 - Outro

Come pitch the hot new item of the summer that's selling out all the Shopify stores - Fork Holsters.

Then fake a Tinder profile for a breakup strategy, silence your chronic interrupters at work, avoid the range team building exercise and always get high while hiking.

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The Stuff Under the Hood:

- Faking a dating profile to break up with my girlfriend

- My co-worker is a chronic interrupter

- My boss wants to do a team building day at a shoosting range

- I need MY fork

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 05.10.23.

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00:00 - Pre-Intro

00:30 - It begins

01:15 - Friday Night Friday Fest Promo

02:34 - Question: I made a fake Tinder profile to break up with my girlfriend

07:45 - David's camp encounters

14:50 - Question: avoiding team outings at a gun range

22:05 - Log chopping should not be a sport

25:17 - Axepert: CBS Procedural but for axe cutting

28:38 - Question: the chronic interrupter at work

31:30 - The human centipede argument

35:52 - The star sign science

44:13 - Question: should I bring my own fork everywhere

45:51 - Fork holster Shark Tank prep session

52:13 - Brand development for the fork holster

56:40 - High-kers: Getting high and hiking

1:05:41 - Outro